There are many curses in this world
What curse is the worst? Well, that's hard to tell
Curse of Frankenstein? It's right up there
Maybe it's just me, but
I wouldn't want Frankenstein pounding me to a pulp
No, I wouldn't want that at all
Even on a dare
And what about the curse of the mummy?
Well, what about the curse of the mummy?
Twenty thousand years, buried in a tomb
Well, that'd make anybody mad
The curse of the invaders from Mars
Oh, that might be the worst one of all
I don't wanna be beamed up to a space craft
And probed by an alien
I mean, I'm not a prude
But, just no
I'm just not into it
Just, no
Mmm