Scott Carry is regular in every way but one
Every day, he gets smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller
Every day
Caught a radioactive insecticide
Right there, oh, that's your problem
He can't help the way he is
The incredible shrunken man
Cats and dogs and spiders and flies are terrible, terrible things
At least to one his size
He can't help the way he is
If he could, I'm sure he would
Science is a funny thing
In fact, it's stranger than fiction