Worm Boy, they call him Worm Boy
Sometimes bad things happen to good people
Take, for example, the strange case of Penelope Smith
A straight-A student at Wellington Junior College
She attended a party
I guess you'd call it a "house party"
And some older boys from the next town over brought some booze
Rum, tequila, whiskey, gin
You name it, they had it
And one of those fools dared young Penelope to swallow the tеquila worm
Well, she did
And nine months latеr the stork brought a bouncing baby boy
A worm boy
Half boy, half tequila worm