[Train Conductor (Robbi)]
Welcome aboard the train! Where would you like to go?
[Liam Inc.]
Umm, yeah, I would like to go to Big Dog City
[Train Conductor (Robbi)]
Man, everybody knows Big Dog City's in ruins!
[Liam Inc.]
Yeah, I'm aware. But I would like to go there regardless
[Train Conductor (Robbi)]
Okay, then. All aboard for Big Dog City!
[Liam Inc.]
Excuse me, sir. Do you happen to know anything about Big Dog City by chance?
[Disinterested Dude (The AlmgR3nAtor)]
What are you talking about? I don't got time for your shit right now, dumbass
[Liam Inc.]
Oh, uh, okay. Ah, I guess, uh, I guess no one knows about the awesomeness of Big Dog City
[Ex-Music Student (The Crowler)]
Did you say Big Dog City?
[Liam Inc.]
What? Yeah
[Ex-Music Student (The Crowler)]
It's, uh, that's actually, I went to a school there where I learned to play the blues
[Liam Inc.]
Oh wow! The blues... I've heard a lot about those. This might be a shot in the dark, but did you happen to go to, uh, the Freddie Chugo Chugo College of Music?
[Ex-Music Student (The Crowler)]
Nah, I didn't. I didn't have enough money to go there, but, uh, I spoke to the man once
[Liam Inc.]
Really? You spoke to the Freddie Chugo Chugo? I wish I could've met him. Dang! What was he like?
[Ex-Music Student (The Crowler)]
He was a crazy young man, but I tell you what, he could play the drums, the clarinet, and the piano like no other
[Liam Inc.]
And that's on Bo Grizzly! You know, some days... I feel like he's still alive... you know what I mean?
[Ex-Music Student (The Crowler)]
Don't be foolish, son. He died along all the other men we lost that day. It's a sad one
[Liam Inc.]
Yeah, I guess. You know, I actually, I'm on my way to Big Dog City right now
[Disinterested Dude (The AlmgR3nAtor)]
Hold up. Did you say the Big Cat City or whatever?
[Liam Inc.]
Yeah
[Disinterested Dude (The AlmgR3nAtor)]
I think I heard that on the news. They were talking about some gas leak that gave you, uh, auditory hallucinations, or something, rather
[Liam Inc.]
Shoot, I guess I'll keep that in mind. Well, I believe we are nearing my stop, so... it was nice meeting you, sir!
[Train Conductor (Robbi)]
We are currently stopped at Big Dog City
[Liam Inc.]
Uh, thank you for the train ride. Huh... the ruins of the Freddie Chugo Chugo College of Music are right next to the train station. That's pretty convenient!
[Liam Inc.]
Wow! Everything's all gone... although it does look like the practice rooms are somewhat intact... so I'm gonna go explore those...
[Liam Inc.]
What was that sound? It sounds like it's coming from behind this door...
[Instrumental]
[Liam Inc.]
I'M SORRY!