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The Almgr3nator - The Ballad Of Sergeant Rolo Lyrics

[Intro: The Crowler]
Rolo is my dog, he sleeps like a log
He's very big, he looks like a pig
"Rolo" by Nick Almgren
A couplet poem

[Verse 1: Nathan Bloodmoney]
Rolo
My sweet, beloved Rolo
I love you, Rolo
My sweet, beloved Rolo
I love you, Rolo

[Interlude: The AlmgR3nAtor, Liam Inc., and JayAySeaKay]
I [?] you, Rolo
[?]
Liam on the beat
Yo, make that shit gangsta, son
Make that shit valium too, yeah

[Verse 2: JayAySeaKay]
This money count, I count it up, fuck
How I even spend that much on drugs in a month
Maybe it's because I put the eighth in the blunt
Maybe it's because I sip the drink when I want
My lil' bitch a fiend, put my penis in a double cup
Said she loved the shrimp so I call my shawty Bubba Gump
I was doing good, they had to nerf me like a double pump
I just need a girl with a double bubble rump
I did too much shrooms, I was tweaking, I was speaking tongues
I smoked so much blunts, it's like there's semen in my fucking lungs
I was smart, then I smoked the spice, now I'm fucking dumb
I was hard but I took SRIs, now I can't fucking cum
Renting out to single moms, they finna get evicted
My girl started sighing when I asked her what the dick did
When I see Kevin, yeah, you gonna hear this blick click
Gotta stop hating for this shit, I'm addicted
[Verse 3: Kevin Chiefs]
Lookin' for the dart, yeah, I'm mixed up with the cart
Feels like I'm trippin', I just smoked down two cigars
We got pistol whip, that shit didn't even scar
Pull up, meet the plug, and I put that shit in park
Better make a move, shawty's boutta disembark
Rolled up, got a joint, but I really need a spark
High school got me crashin' out
I gone fishing, caught a trout
Fuck is even sauerkraut?
Yeah, you know what my gang's about

[Verse 4: usburis]
Call me incumbent, 'cause the stu is my office
Call you just bent, 'cause you broken your johnson
Callin' the feds, pick up, Officer Brondston
Callin' up your friends, because you know they think I'm awesome
Mike Ew on the strain, and I'm puttin' it plain
I like a big old ass, and a big old brain
And I don't like a girl if she's bringing me pain
But if she got drugs, then I'd wish to obtain
She sucked me like a roller dome pacifier
She singing songs for me like this a choir
We ravin' hard, smoking through that wire
Glow stick tacos, and you know I'm not tired
[Verse 5: Sextula & Nathan Bloodmoney]
Got that green on me, call me G-man, I'm Doofenshmirtz
I always got a plan, I'm the green machine smokinator
I stay strapped like I'm a ranger
Police showed up at Hanging Rock
I only buy from [?]
I'm cookin' up like my name's Bach
Found out my mom's a Playboy model
I'ma hug a tree at full throttle
I put my dog down to Sundaze
Gave him the shot like I'm FaZe
Rolo died of natural causes (Rolo!)
These dogs always takin' steady losses
Why'd God take our dogs away?

[Verse 6: Lil Gonzo, Kendrick Lamar, Liam Inc., & The Realest]
Say, Drake
I hear youreally like kids
And I wanna make bids
My name isDrakeand I am extremely sexually attracted to Nathanial Uri Gaskill
The Realest!

[Verse 7: The Realest & Liam Inc.]
Man, I love Rolo and Marco Polo
I wanna swim in the pool
Man, I love Rolo and Remington
They're my homies for life, The Realest!
I wanna swim in the pool
With a bunch of dogs like I'm in heaven
Nathanial Uri Gaskill
No, I'm not seven
I'm so lucky, call me seven
[Bridge: The Realest]
It's a crypants reference
And you'll never know
I wanna be like gya, gya, gya
And you'll never know

[Verse 8: Alex Tweaks]
I shit on the opps, I spin on your block
I take a few percs, and I ice out the watch
Pull up to Nanny's, playin' Yahtzee
[?] the pit, and I'm [?]
Rub on your girl 'cause I know that she naughty
Just crossed our lips, and I bought me a Audi
Make a few songs and I got me some money
Beat go so hard, I say, "dang," like I'm Johnny

[Verse 9: The AlmgR3nAtor]
I'm chillin' with the Yoder gang
And you know I got that thang
Got it tucked up in my pants
Gotta do my wee-wee dance

[Verse 10: Liam Inc.]
Liam Inc. on the beat
Fuzzy socks on my feet
And you know I'm super cool
I be swimming in the pool
Everybody know that Liam Inc. is my name
Wake up in the morning, and I play a couple games
Wake up in the morning, and I drink chocolate milk
Wake up in the morning, and I drink vegetable oil