[Intro: Liam Inc.]
Liam on the beat
[Verse 1: Conan Beats]
I killed a Tokyo buffet sushi worker
That shit taste like Forrest Gump
Domino driver forgot my knots
Shaked his head into a tater tot
I'm a predator, I eat garlic bread with no hands
I will fuck anything on a full moon
Love is in the air? Wrong! Mold spore
I put my Slim Jim on his back, I porked him up
I ripped out the last tree in Chicago to get a fucking nut
[Verse 2: Liam Inc.]
I can't believe it took this long for Dale Earnhardt to die
You would think his moustache would have gotten caught under the wheels sooner
My friend passed away due to spontaneous combustion
His funeral had a closed casket
I be swimming with surgical precision
[Verse 3: JayAySeaKay]
I just pissed the bed
Now I'm really spitting on this rap like how my bitch give head
I been gettin' bread
But you know I'm gonna get myself a pool instead
When I'm rich, you'll only see me sippin' coke and rum
With the shawty, grinding on her bum-da-dum-bum-bum
Doing all these drugs, and it make me fucking dumb
Once I took too many shrooms, I fucked a bitch
I couldn't cum
[Verse 4: The Crowler]
My Singing Monsters, that's the only game I play
The way I spread this crack look like the CIA
Call me Frank, the way I do it my way
I remember when we got stranded on Broadway
[Verse 5: Alex Tweaks & Grant Kirkhope]
Yay, monkey Donkey Kong (Okay!)
She want this big, old dong
The chicken goes cuckoo
I got to take a doo-doo
[Verse 6: The Crowler]
I can't fuck with menthols, like I can't fuck no bitches
Christmas Owl is my crew, you know we ain't no snitches
Liam's pool is real wack, can't do no whirlpool
I stay smoking kush, graduated from high school
Can't go a day without cigarettes, you know I'm a tobacco fiend
You know my cig plug Arab, his name Rasheed
Call me the Lorax 'cause I be protectin' the tree
Only smoke the finest bud, they call me bourgeoisie
[Verse 7: Nathan Bloodmoney]
I really, I really, I really like swimming, I really like swimming, I really like swimming
I really, I really, I really like swimming, I really like swimming, I really, I really
I really, I really, I really like swimming, I really like swimming, I really like swimming
I really like swimming
I love to swim in the pool
And I like making love to your wife
[Hook: The AlmgR3nAtor]
We swimmin' in the pool
You know we really cool
We swimmin' in the pool
You know we really cool
[Verse 8: The AlmgR3nAtor]
I be swimmin' in that pool like that bass
And you know I be goin' real fast
I be diving in that bitch like a shark
Got a birthmark on my ass shaped like Denmark
Smoking Cubans like my name is Mark
And you know I gotta fart
And you know this shit is art
And you know my verse be the best part
I be whippin' up in the watercraft
And your girl be gripping all up on my shaft
[?] fixing my [?]
When I cum, that shit a bomb blast
[Interlude: Christmas Owl Records & Minekawa Takako]
[Screams & wartime noises]
Playstation
[Verse 9: Kevin Chiefs]
Me and my homies, we really like to swim
Fucking all these bitches, yeah, I'm tonguing it on the rim
Out with the gang, I'm going for a spin
Yo bitch tuggin' on my dick, she call it Slim Jim
Me and my homies, yeah, we really are the realest
We all almost died on a motherfuckin' ski lift
Wish you at the hangout? Well shit, you just missed it
We just had a great time, we was playing soggy biscuit
Watching Evil Dead in the basement, I was trippin'
Barbecue shop look like tex-mex Peter Griffin
Shawty tryna bother me like, shit, I'm just sippin'
Christmas Owl Records, yeah, we all out here spittin'
[Bridge: ?]
You're the most amazing person in the world even when you won't stay [?]
[Verse 10: Lil Gonzo]
Yo, swimming in the pool
I try my opps, you know I'm real cool
I broke into a school and killed my teacher off a barrel like I'm Donkey Kong
Stripped her down, and you know I sold a thong
Fucked a bitch in the hot tub while eating a Pop-Tart
You know I had to fart directly into your grandma's oxygen tank
Pulled up on O'Block, and you know I had to flank
They call me Lil Gonzo, you know I love tacos
I just swam across Lake Erie through the hop off the pier
Just fucked my son, and I turned into a queer
[Verse 11: Alex Tweaks]
All up in my shorts, I took a doo-doo, poo-poo, shit
[?] meetup, Kevin, that's my jit
Smokin' HIV and warts, yeah, it gave me superpowers
Fat, exotic kush, rollin' up that only super sour
Teepee head, I love that shit, I call my girl a pencil sharper
Christmas Owl Records, love them dogs, you know that they my partners
Gettin' freaky with my slimes, yeah, we makin' platinum records
Yeah, we go to rip this shit, we gon' run this game forever
[Hook: The AlmgR3nAtor]
We swimmin' in the pool
You know we really cool
We swimmin' in the pool
You know we really cool
We swimmin' in the pool
You know we really cool
We swimmin' in the pool
You know we really cool
[Outro: Ben Fat L]
And then I reach the bottom of the pool
And what I see horrifies me