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Alla Xul Elu - Monster In My Pocket Lyrics

[Chorus: Lee Carver]
I cut the ad off the back of Fangoria
Stuff it in an envelope and now they're sendin' more of the
Monsters, monster, monsters, monsters
Monster in my pocket (Pocket)
I got its evil in the palm of my hand
And now my every wish, another fatal command
For the monster, monster, monsters, monsters
Monster in my pocket (Pocket)

[Verse 1: Billy Obey]
My Xul buddies got six different phrases
My favorite is "I gotta skin more faces"
Shit, it's outrageous, I know
But it only cost my soul, plus he's motion-activated, bro
Packed with razors, cuddly as fuck (Yup)
Love cuts deep, gеt stuck, snuffed, and stuffed
Squeeze his palm and hе farts
He taught me martial arts, so you can go and get fucked
So plushy, so squishy
Never argues with or goes against me
Never has weed but always got cigarillos
Charles Lee Ray mixed with a Squishmallow
Bitch hello! It's me and my best friend
And honestly I have a confession
He commands me to kill, meet and greet with The Reaper
People always die 'cause I don't like 'em either
[Chorus: Lee Carver]
I cut the ad off the back of Fangoria
Stuff it in an envelope and now they're sendin' more of the
Monsters, monster, monsters, monsters
Monster in my pocket (Pocket)
I got its evil in the palm of my hand
And now my every wish, another fatal command
For the monster, monster, monsters, monsters
Monster in my pocket (Pocket)

[Verse 2: Lee Carver]
I sent the money with the ad that was inside
I knew my life had changed 'cause the day that it arrived
Thunder clapped and the sky darkened
I ripped it from the mailbox and ran into the apartment
Sat on the carpet, uh, "Follow these instructions
It needs a day to incubate in human blood just to function
So I bludgeoned a bum, poured the contents of his head into the kit
Woke up the next morning and nearly shit
There it stood, twelve feet tall
Tentacles for teeth, horns protruding from its skull
It sounds like a whale when it's trying to talk
So come on, little buddy, let's go for a walk
People started to gawk, a cop shot it for nothing
It suctioned to his skull and all you heard was the crunching
It escaped to the sewers, they threw me in handcuffs
The monster vs. society, they don't understand us
[Chorus: Lee Carver]
I cut the ad off the back of Fangoria
Stuff it in an envelope and now they're sendin' more of the
Monsters, monster, monsters, monsters
Monster in my pocket (Pocket)
I got its evil in the palm of my hand
And now my every wish, another fatal command
For the monster, monster, monsters, monsters
Monster in my pocket (Pocket)

[Verse 3: Joe Black]
New kicks, it's my birthday, just got a new bike
Parents drunk, snuck out, 'bout to ride through the night (Alright)
Fully unaware of my impending doom
Having the time of my life under the light of the moon
Then boom! Something fuckin' knocked me off my bike
It was some bloody, naked bum (Got a light?)
I would have kicked him in his nuts or tried to blind him
But a monster just rose up behind him
Some type of troll, swole, nine feet tall
It ate him whole, one bite, feet and all (Oh my God)
Instead of killing me it started to shrink
It crawled into my pocket and fell asleep
That was way back in one nine seven six
And we've been huntin' scumbags like ever since
They beg forgiveness, I beg their pardon
Can always use a piece of shit to fertilize the garden
[Chorus: Lee Carver]
I cut the ad off the back of Fangoria
Stuff it in an envelope and now they're sendin' more of the
Monsters, monster, monsters, monsters
Monster in my pocket (Pocket)
I got its evil in the palm of my hand
And now my every wish, another fatal command
For the monster, monster, monsters, monsters
Monster in my pocket (Pocket)