[Chorus]
I need a smoke, so stop, I need to take a puff
We love to smoke pot, we need to get fucked up
I need to smoke it down, the stress has called my bluff
This road is long as fuck, but I'm rolling with my buds
Down to the smoke stop
[Verse 1: Lee Carver, Billy Obey, Joe Black]
Located in the hood, but it's nice and clean
Hookers standing out front by the ice machine
And this is why we can't have nice things (Why?)
If that bitch don't like it, she can fuck me or fight me
Bout to get an ICEE and maybe Hi-C (Nice)
Instead I got a hooker and HIV
Mountain Dew, smokes, papers, lights, wraps
Lottery tickets and sugary snacks
This economy is wack, and that's straight facts
Dollar bag of tips, two racks, plus state tax (Boo)
Billy wasn't looking, and Billy got smacked
Slug Bug, motherfucker, no takebacks
What the fuck? You two keep fighting, they're gonna kick us out
I need a Baja Blast, I got cotton mouth
Yeah, sure, if this swamp witch will quit fuckin' around
Let's go to Terror Town
[Chorus]
I need a smoke, so stop, I need to take a puff
We love to smoke pot, we need to get fucked up
I need to smoke it down, the stress has called my bluff
This road is long as fuck, but I'm rolling with my buds
Down to the smoke stop
[Verse 2: Lee Carver, Billy Obey, Joe Black]
Now I'm bored of smoke, got nothing to do
I bit into a corn nug and broke my fuckin' tooth
Fuck a toll booth, to tell the truth
I need a shot from a bottle five thousand proof
In that case, I'll take a shot too, what it do do?
We should stop and take a group poop (Ew)
If you see a rest stop, please speed by it
Y'all motherfuckers need cheese in your diet (Whatever)
Could y'all be quiet for a second and a half?
We got a little high, but now we're low on gas
It's good times, and I'm wishing they would last (Bro)
But all the snacks got me pissing out my ass
Is this thing a bathroom, or is it a bus?
'Cause Bill just shit on all of us
[Chorus]
I need a smoke, so stop, I need to take a puff
We love to smoke pot, we need to get fucked up
I need to smoke it down, the stress has called my bluff
This road is long as fuck, but I'm rolling with my buds
Down to the smoke stop
[Verse 3: Lee Carver, Billy Obey, Joe Black]
Nice and high, we got all our supplies, bet
And nobody's died yet, fresh
You're right, but I haven't tried yet
Maybe we should make a suicide bet (Nah)
Gotta drive west on our quest to make it to Camp Xul
Get high and act a damn fool, woo
Cool, righteous, sounds like a plan
Fuck! Speed bump! Bus stop! He's dead, man
Joey's getting mad, he's turning left, damn
Slept on the window, sunburnt my head, man
Fuckin' upset, but I lost the lighter
But I think we're in luck, 'cause the van's on fire
[Outro]
We sit and smoke, stop, I think you've had enough
I took a puff, now I'm really dead as fuck
We should've smoked it down, we're mangled bones and blood
And now it's so profound that I'm burning with my buds
Down at the smoke stop