[Chorus]
Freakenstein, he fucks so good
The best in the cemetery, understood
If you should wish to feel a jolt
Just grab dick, [?]
He comes alive and cums real quick
Dead body, dead dick
Hoes far and wide love to cream
On his big green dick on Halloween
[Verse 1: Billy Obey]
I wanna die again, inside vaginer
Let me clear, fuck a sixty-niner (Fuck that)
And let this be a reminder
That this right here called a Freakensteiner
Big Poppa Pump finna dump splooge
You sittin' in there lookin' cumfusеd
Stallion, sixty gallons from one dude
And I'm already thinkin' "what that butt do?"
Big frеaky wanna kick it, you know the goal
Leave you with a stretched-out mouth, swollen hole (Whoa)
Freakenstein get more head than a totem pole (Yup)
Hold up, peep the testimonial:
Freakenstein, he blew my mind
He fucked me from behind
When he's inside, I feel alive
When he's inside, I feel alive
I'm talking about
[Chorus]
Freakenstein, he fucks so good
The best in the cemetery, understood
If you should wish to feel a jolt
Just grab dick, [?]
He comes alive and cums real quick
Dead body, dead dick
Hoes far and wide love to cream
On his big green dick on Halloween
[Verse 2: Joe Black]
On my way out the sex grave, baby, on the loose
Six different people, at least three prostitutes
You can see my pussy glow, what you know about it?
Yeah I got a pussy hole, my dick shoots out it
Dressed like a soccer mom, I don't give a Van Damme
Unholy trans man in a stolen Trans Am (What the fuck?)
I don't need no one else, just me
'Cause I can go and fuck myself if need be
Sometimes I bust a nut, it comes out like sand or powder
Other times I bust a nut it comes out like clam chowder
I'm a sick Bizkit, did it all for the Nookie
You can suck my dick or either eat my green cookie
Yo, you got some cash? I don't rap for free
But you want a golden shower, call me Master P
Plus, anyone having sex with me
Is gonna leave with a PTSTD
[Chorus]
Freakenstein, he fucks so good
The best in the cemetery, understood
If you should wish to feel a jolt
Just grab dick, [?]
He comes alive and cums real quick
Dead body, dead dick
Hoes far and wide love to cream
On his big green dick on Halloween
[Verse 3: Lee Carver]
Black top black blazer smoking on dank
Eating out that onion ring of a skank
In a Red Roof Inn, call it Transylvania
Intestines rearranged, I'll protect and bang ya
Freakenstein can save you when you need to spice it up
His dad is a doctor, and he don't give a fuck
He'll smash your pumpkin, you scream "Oh my God"
Get electrocuted by his lightning rod
Xuligan bitches really ain't satisfied
'Til Halloween night when Freakenstein slides
To your DM's from beyond the grave
He doesn't give a fuck if your legs are shaved
He was stitched together in 1970
Had a piece of pussy that was oh so heavenly
It made him instantly die and come back
He's an undead porn star matter of fact, that
[Chorus]
Freakenstein, he fucks so good
The best in the cemetery, understood
If you should wish to feel a jolt
Just grab dick, [?]
He comes alive and cums real quick
Dead body, dead dick
Hoes far and wide love to cream
On his big green dick on Halloween