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Alla Xul Elu - Ruined Xmas Lyrics

[Intro]
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on our troubles will be out of sight
Stir Crazy

[Verse 1: Billy Obey]
Down the chimney I crash, bandicoot
I'm in a mask and a Santa suit
Obey, oh hey! I'm fucked up like a fighter's face
Good thing I sharted, it extinguished the fireplace
Shit stain on my suit, for real it's true
Make a mental note before I kill the poop
Your decapitated head gonna top the tree
Severed fingers and intestines on the limbs underneath
And all the gifts gettin' pissed on
This time of year is honestly great
There's Little Debbie holiday cakes
And every gift from A.X.E. has gotta be great
Until what you get for Christmas is possibly rape

[Interlude]
Ho ho ho ho!
I hope you put gonorrhea on your wish list for AXEmas this year
'Cause that's what you're gonna get after I fuck you, in the butt
[Chorus]
Silent night, deadly night, oh, who is this?
The A.X.E. here to ruin your Christmas
Blood, gore, death, all on the wishlist
The almighty here to ruin your Christmas
Silent night, deadly night, you know who this is
The A.X.E. here to ruin your Christmas
Blood, gore, death, all on the wishlist
The almighty here to ruin your Christmas

[Verse 2: Lee Carver]
Toking a severed head underneath a mistletoe
Ha ha ha, merry fucking AXEmas, ho
I'm feeling jolly, let me give you this skin suit
Carver carving out your stomach, put a fruitcake in you
Bloodstained beard, pupils looking weird
Don't make me have you murder you out here in the rain, dear
Is anybody staying here? I'm coming down the chimney
I cracked my fuckin' skull swiftly
And went stricly to the master bedroom, feliz navidad
I'm murdering Mom and Dad, but I left a dead rat gift wrapped
That you can have, straight from the sack
It's Christmas Eve, tongue black from a mad man's rap

[Interlude]
Ho ho ho ho!
I brought you and your mama a big fat bag of dicks to suck on
Merry AXEmas, bitch
[Chorus]
Silent night, deadly night, oh, who is this?
The A.X.E. here to ruin your Christmas
Blood, gore, death, all on the wishlist
The almighty here to ruin your Christmas
Silent night, deadly night, you know who this is
The A.X.E. here to ruin your Christmas
Blood, gore, death, all on the wishlist
The almighty here to ruin your Christmas

[Verse 3: Joe Black]
Christmas law, kill 'em all, I order my subordinates (Seize them)
Turn orphans to corpses and organs to ornaments (Bastards)
Don't work alone, gifts don't wrap themselves
We got elves from Hell [?] on shelves
Your parents don't believe then your parents in denial
I'll leave 'em deceased on Christmas Eve, and Krampus ain't the style
Got limbs in this sack, you ain't getting nicknacks (Nope)
But the unlucky get kidnapped and gift wrapped
Bad guy with a limp, call me Captain Handy
You 'bout to taste pain, but this cane ain't candy
I'm here to ruin Christmas day, I'm on the loose
I'm on my way on my sleigh pulled by prostitutes (Hi-ho slut ho)

[Interlude]
Ho ho ho ho!
Fuck your milk and cookies, I'm after some Jim Bean and cocaine
It's AXEmas, I'm here to party
[Chorus]
Silent night, deadly night, oh, who is this?
The A.X.E. here to ruin your Christmas
Blood, gore, death, all on the wishlist
The almighty here to ruin your Christmas
Silent night, deadly night, you know who this is
The A.X.E. here to ruin your Christmas
Blood, gore, death, all on the wishlist
The almighty here to ruin your Christmas

[Outro]
Satan, Satan, Santa, hey
Whoa, they're the same letters, they're the same guy
It's the same frickin' guy, hey