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Alla Xul Elu - Xmas Trees Lyrics

[Intro]
Xuligans, it's the most wonderful time of year
So fucking die

[Verse 1: Billy Obey]
Necronomitrees leave me physically challenged
Santas fucking red pajamas like my name was Tim Allen (ho ho ho)
Eggnog by the gallon with blunt in my hand
Trampled a mom to death but got the last Turbo Man (yeah)
It's given to sinning, I smile just like the Grinch (haha)
A new bicycle!? Here's a nice icicle bitch (zing)
Every necronomi-christmas I'm necrononomi-sad
They're singing Christmas carols laughing like I never left the cabin
Come all ye faithful, glee be so hateful
Candy cane shanks stab you straight through the navel
A little B and E, get them packages gift-wrapped (brra)
I stuff your stockings biohazardous waste and tic tacs (sorry)
You hear that click-clack you know we on the roof
I got thirty-three warrants and a Santa Claus suit (who is it?)
It's Alla Xul Elu, it's an Axemas celebration
If you ain't fucking with it die of smoke inhalation (hahahaha)

[Chorus: Lee Carver]
It's that time, Christmas Eve
Smoking on that Christmas tree
Whether you puff dirt or you smoke squares
Who sets a Christmas tree on fire?
It's completely engulfed in flames
It's that time, Christmas Eve
Smoking on that Christmas tree
Whether you puff dirt or you smoke squares
Who sets a Christmas tree on fire?
It's completely engulfed in flames
[Verse 2: Billy Obey]
Ho ho ho, when all bad shit so roll that spliff
It's four-twenty on Axemas I'm getting lit
We all gather 'round the tree with an ounce of weed
Once zip, one spliff, fixing to take a trip and never leave the couch (ooh)
On that necronomichronic it's the gift of ganja
All is dead you know the mantra (bruh)
Somebody hit up Zebra Cakes tell 'em to sponsor (give me that)
Bong rips got me higher than Mothra
You think I'm out on drugs, shit you dead wrong
This ain't nobody buzz, bro I'm head stoned
On Christmas in the cemetery babbling
'Bout how I'm stoned as Mary Magdalene
So high I might die like Vick Grimes on scaffolding
Long Live Evil it's on the packaging (yup)
Same time New Years, same old tricks
I'm with Saint Nick eating paint chips in a spaceship

[Bridge: Lee Carver]
Let's not forgot about what I'm taking, hold my reindeer man, what the hell kinda technology is this?

[Chorus: Lee Carver]
It's that time, Christmas Eve
Smoking on that Christmas tree
Whether you puff dirt or you smoke squares
Who sets a Christmas tree on fire?
It's completely engulfed in flames
It's that time, Christmas Eve
Smoking on that Christmas tree
Whether you puff dirt or you smoke squares
Who sets a Christmas tree on fire?
It's completely engulfed in flames
[Verse 3: Joe Black]
I was watching Christmas movies 'bout to get my dick sucked
Wearing nothing but a Santa hat 'cause I don't give fucks
Right when the whore went for my ding dong
Someone rang the doorbell (motherfucker)
Nobody was there, it was very suspicious
Just a blunt and a note that said "Merry Christmas"
Might as well try it, I mean it's a gift
Hold a lighter to the tighter end and let it rip
In total slow motion watched shit fly south
The bitch I was with turned inside out (aaahhh)
My mind it blows, I think I overdosed
But damn these lights are dope, eyes like kaleidoscopes
I hate to mention that this ain't my dimension
The Christmas tree grew a dick and now it's chasing me with it (Oh my God)
He's gonna fucking get me, I'm a goner game over
But then I woke up with a migraine and a boner

[Chorus: Lee Carver]
It's that time, Christmas Eve
Smoking on that Christmas tree
Whether you puff dirt or you smoke squares
Who sets a Christmas tree on fire?
It's completely engulfed in flames
It's that time, Christmas Eve
Smoking on that Christmas tree
Whether you puff dirt or you smoke squares
Who sets a Christmas tree on fire?
It's completely engulfed in flames
It's that time, Christmas Eve
Smoking on that Christmas tree
Whether you puff dirt or you smoke squares
Who sets a Christmas tree on fire?
It's completely engulfed in flames
It's that time, Christmas Eve
Smoking on that Christmas tree
Whether you puff dirt or you smoke squares
Who sets a Christmas tree on fire?
It's completely engulfed in flames
[Outro: All]
Merry fucking Xmas
Merry fucking Xmas
From Long Live Evil
Puff it, blaze it, bitches
Hahahaha