[Skit: Joe Black]
Legend has it that it was grown a millenia ago by the stoned ones
Necronomichron Sacculis Malum Viriditas
Roughly translated, sack of evil weed
The smoke served as a gateway to the evil worlds beyond
It was planted long, long ago when the ground ran red with blood
That's when it began
(I don't wanna smoke anymore! I can't see anything! I can't breathe! What's happening? I'm trapped!)
In the year 1666 A.D. the bag was believed to be destroyed