[NANCY]
This ends now
And here's how
[OLIVER]
We turn off Friends right now
And watch Twilight
[NANCY]
No, we commit
To the bit
And we don't leave
Till we've answered tonight
Why am I so single?
We actually solve it
Till we bring all of our suffering to an end
No more asking
"Why am I so single?"
We find the answer
And find what we think'll
Answer it for our friend
[NANCY, spoken]
Do you get it?
[OLIVER, spoken]
Yeah, you just said it
[NANCY, spoken]
Great
[NANCY]
'Cause if we genuinely try
To help each other find out why
We'll kiss our loneliness goodbye
So lеt's workout all the things we do wrong
[OLIVER]
Oh well, grеat, that shouldn't take too long
[NANCY]
All our flaws and all our fears
[OLIVER]
Cool, I think I've got a free a million years
[NANCY]
Great, let's sit and get brainstorming
[OLIVER]
And next week, we'll crack global warming
[NANCY]
Right, pour me a drink
And let's have a little think
And we'll keep it all between us and the kitchen sink
And when it's all gone well, we'll
Clink
[BOTH]
Now let's see
Why am I so
[NANCY]
How should we do this then?