[OLIVER, spoken]
It's really not a big deal, trust me
[NANCY, spoken]
Well, don't you trust me?
[OLIVER, spoken]
Oh God, Nancy
Why do you always have to be?
[NANCY, spoken]
Be?
Bee?
There's a bee, there's a bee, in the flat, there's a bee
[ALL]
There's a bee, there's a bee, in the flat, there's a bee
There's a bee, there's a bee, there's a bee, Oh em G
There's a bee, there's a bee, in the flat, there's a bee
[NANCY]
Where's the fucking bee gone?
[OLIVER]
I can't see the fucking bee
[NANCY]
I fucking hate the fucking bee
[OLIVER]
Well are you sure it was a bee?
I mean it might just be a fly
Oh no, it is a fucking bee
[ALL]
There's a bee, there's a bee, in the flat, there's a bee
If we can't get it out it will be the bee's flat
'Cause the bee has a sting and the sting is sharp
[NANCY]
Why'd you even open the window?
[OLIVER]
I didn't know the bee would fly in though
[NANCY & OLIVER]
Can't believe there's bees about in February (February)
[ALL]
There's a bee, there's a bee, in the flat, there's a bee
[NANCY]
It's not fucking good
[OLIVER]
No it's not, no it's really, really not
[NANCY]
I think I'm going to cry
[OLIVER]
Ah don't cry ba-bee
[NANCY]
Stop fucking about
Fuck's sake, how can we just get the bee out?
[OLIVER]
I'll do it
[NANCY]
Oh so you're good with bees?
You might have allergies
[OLIVER]
I'm sure I'd have known
[NANCY]
Let me help
[OLIVER]
Don't bother, I know you're afraid
So this one escapade I will face on my own
[NANCY]
I'll be waiting
Over here
With a magazine (Ah)
No, it won't sting
But I'll get the antihistamine
Just in case
[ALL]
There's a bee, there's a bee, in the flat, there's a bee
[OLIVER, shouting]
Get out, get out
[ALL]
Look out, F you C the B
[OLIVER, shouting]
Literally why?
[ALL]
E-ven F you D-dn't C A B
[OLIVER, shouting]
Oh em G
[NANCY]
Did it leave?
[Bee]
Buzz
[ALL]
There's a bee, there's a bee, in the flat, there's a bee
[OLIVER]
I had to flee
I just couldn't win
[NANCY, spoken]
I think I could help if you let me in?
[OLIVER, spoken]
Let's work together
[NANCY, spoken]
Let's get this bee
[OLIVER, spoken]
Plan A didn't work, it's time for a different plan
[OLIVER]
The second we get in the room
I will go and grab the broom
But I won't hurt the bee
I'll nudge it toward the window from the wall
[NANCY]
And I'll come as well and
Light the citronella
[OLIVER]
Once you've lit the candle
Open all of the windows
I'll usher it to freedom
[NANCY]
Will that work?
[OLIVER]
God only knows
And if the worse should happen
[NANCY & OLIVER]
I'll be right there by your side
[NANCY]
I won't abandon you
[OLIVER]
Come take my hand
[NANCY & OLIVER]
And once more unto the bee, dear friend
[NANCY]
I'm so scared
[OLIVER]
I'm so scared
[NANCY & OLIVER]
Both of us are just so very scared and handsome
We're so sexy
[NANCY]
Oh, you can do this
[OLIVER]
You can do this
[NANCY & OLIVER]
We're gonna set the bee free
And then we're gonna be free
In this flat, which then will be bee-free
[OLIVER]
Hey girl
[NANCY]
Hey girl
[NANCY & OLIVER]
Let's go in!
[ALL]
There's a bee, there's a bee, in the flat, there's a bee!
There's a bee, there's a bee
And there is not a single bug that can bug me
When I am in collaboration with you
And if the bee does sting you
I'll punch its fucking face and I will bring you its corpse
[NANCY]
Did you get it?
[NANCY & OLIVER]
No, fuck there it is
[NANCY]
Go, cup, paper
(Go, go, go, go throw it out the window)
[NANCY & OLIVER]
Shh
[OLIVER, spoken]
Yeah, God, no offence but
You can really be such a cry ba-bee
[ALL]
There's a bee, there's a bee
[OLIVER]
On my hand
[ALL]
There's a bee
[OLIVER, spoken]
OK it's definitely gone
[NANCY, spoken]
Look, we just got a whole bee out of your flat
If we can do that I genuinely think we can do anything together
So will you let me in? Will you tell me what's going on?
[OLIVER, spoken]
OK, well maybe after a fifteen-minute break and a little bit of ice cream
[NANCY, spoken]
Oliver, if we're going to have an interval now I think we need a bit more of a cliffhanger
[NANCY & OLIVER]
Wait, who could that
[ALL]
Be?