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An original from the “secret” facebook group Post Aesthetics.> Bernie drops out of the presidential race😬
>> many people dismayed. lots of sighs all over the globe 😫😫😣😣
>>>trump wins presidency 😭
>>>>rednecks very happy😌
>>>>>keystone XL pipeline gets built
>>>>>>Elon Musk hella pissed AND Trump ruins all his electric/solar endeavors so basically elon just "retreats"🚀
>>>>>>> Bernie nowhere to be seen👌
Before I continue we need to analyze this very important drake lyric for a better understanding
🎶Yeah
Halloween
Taliban, taliban
Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, them boys up to something
They just spent like two or three weeks out the country
Them boys up to something they just not just bluffing🎶
>>>>>>>The year is 2018 and our national flag has been changed from the classic red white blue stars and stripes to the dreaded confederate flag, same sex marriage is illegal and Budweiser beer is now called "America" 🍟🍟
>>>>>>>>> Earth is getting worse and worse with all of these ridiculous emissions ↘↘↘💯
>>>>>>>>>> Space X broadcasts sick YouTube commercial for solar homes only available on the planet Mars 💯😎🚀🚀🚀
>>>>>>>>>>> shortly thereafter Bernie Sanders is announced President of the entire planet of mars with like a cabinet of super legit cool smart dudes and chicks that keep him in check tho ✔👌😍😍
>>>>>>>>>>>> in a humanitarian effort, discounts on Mars relocation trips are given to people of color and non-straight/cis orientation cuz trump is hella against anything that doesn't fuck the way the bible says to or some shit 👦👧👨👩👴👵👱👼👸
Anyway>>>>>>>>>>> eventually Trump tries to threaten Musk/Sanders with war bc he said Mars are taking everyone's jobs BUT sucks for trump bc he had previously completely cancelled all seasons of NASA🚀 forever so he didnt have access to wicked space lasers anymore AND Russia fucking hated trump to side with him as well as all other nations like the fire nation especially ig
yea dude this is getting good but now a word from our sponsors (oh yea mars doesn't have capitalistic bs like this)
*trump comes on the TV*🍟👱
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of wet babies?
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.
Introducing my New line of sports sedans, complete with confederate flag emblems and hidden concealed carry holsters the new Trump Sport GT isn't just another luxury sedan. It's an American icon, like me. Donald J Trump. "🍟👱
ok yea sorry about that, i didn't like it either but the peel out at the end is 🚙🔥
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so basically all the cool people left the earth at this point but Bernie had to go back to earth for a minute because he left his wallet at home
🚀✈🚙🏨
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yea dude, shit sucks rn bc Bern gets kidnapped by Trumps evil henchmen who are literally Minions from the movie Despicpale Me ig but yeah trump is all like "musk gives our citizens and jobs back or Bern dies"
😝😠😡😡😡
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what would you do? I mean, mars is a new hope, a fresh slate, with far less abuse, it's like going from a 89 Geo Metro to a 2006 Civic with new tires💯, BUT I mean, Bernie is fucken rad, did u see the pic where he marched for the blacks? ✔Bernie is black, did u know?💯 And dude he loves people and just wanted to help, so like itd be really fucked up to betray Bern Bern💯💯
But yeah what would you do if u were in Musks shoes? Like all of mars and earth is watching this live feed via Snapchat and shit is getting heavy 🆗❗❓
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well it doesn't fucken matter what you would do because
Decoy Bern ™
Musk knew all along Trump was evil, but he wanted to give the earth another chance before pulling the plug and they fucked up this test of like morals and shit idk ⏳📡📠📞🔫💣🔭
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>little did donal trum know Musk had already hired the Coachella crew that made the tupc hologram to make a legit goku hologram; musk knew what he had to do, there was no other way, admirably enough musk opens up command prompt on his computer and runs spirtbomb.exe, goku hologram proceeds to blow earth to smithereens
🍳🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Space party at space x mansion on mars, they even fuckin flew in Xenon girl of the 21st century , fuckin little aliens in the front lawn doing doughnuts in Model S's, some confetti and tequila
🎊💿🎊🆙🆙🆙🆙📶📶📶🔂🔂🆒🆒🆒🆒
As the camera is zooming out you can see Elon Musk on his iPhone 10s uploading the vid of earths destruction to No Chill: 12 years a savage
🎦🎦💯💯✔✔✔
Bernie gets his own line of Jordan's