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El Cuarteto de Nos - Hoy Estoy Raro (English Translation) Lyrics[Chorus]
Today I'm feeling weird and I don’t understand why
If nothing strange made me feel bad
Today I'm feeling weird and I don't know what to do
[Verse 1]
Maybe it’s because today I started to remember
The days of my childhood when I was always upset
Only child, coincidentally
My father was a hippie and my mother was punk
Ah, maybe it was that babysitter
Who, to stop me from crying, put Valium in my bottle
And one day she went out with her friends
And came back with a bunch of drugged-up people
And they got worked up in a satanic ritual
After torturing my hamster, they cooked it
It was hell, they made mе try it
And it wasn't cute
Depends, back thеn I was a fool
And as my uncle, who's a guy who understands me, said
"Who doesn't suffer, doesn't learn"
And he knocked out my tooth with a kick
And stole the money the mouse left under my pillow
They all laughed when I rolled my R's
My grandma asked me to not bury her if I died
And to climb higher
Maybe, maybe, maybe
[Chorus]
Today I'm feeling weird and I don't understand why
If nothing strange made me feel bad
Today I’m feeling weird and I don’t know what to do
Sit and wait
For it to pass and that's it
[Verse 2]
And maybe it’s because I was marked
For being the child of divorced parents
What an idiot! I hadn't thought of that
But if it were like that, we'd all be traumatized
And I, in low light, played some blues
And my grandma asked Jesus for Gardel
Not to be from Toulouse
I pricked the pus pimples with her cross
Because of my allergy to mousse
Achoo! Maybe it was because I went to dinner
With my father's girlfriend
She invited me but made me wash the pots
And when I saw my sister parading half-naked
She said, "Look, all models are sluts"
And she gets furious
It had to be her! When she drinks, she gets mad
And I had to leave when, after the fourth glass of wine
She started groping me
And she laughed and got hiccups
And she told me, as a preview
That she’s going to leave the old man for the guy
Who paid for her liposuction
Maybe that's why I'm sensitive
Life is unpredictable
[Chorus]
Today I'm feeling weird and I don't understand why
If nothing strange made me feel bad
Today I'm feeling weird and I don't know what to do
Sit and wait
For it to pass and that's it
[Verse 3]
Maybe he didn't like it
The one at the pharmacy
When I said that I'd defend euthanasia 'til I die
He said that if everyone died, the business would go bankrupt
And threw a jar of homeopathy at me
Or maybe
As Peyote said, "I'm crazy in the head"
But no! The doctor who cured me swore
That the wound from the jar to my neck has already healed
Maybe it was that little drink I had in the café
Nibbling on some salami, listening to Led Zeppelin
Or that waitress with a naughty look
Who, being sloppy, put something in my glass
What an idiot
If she broke the glass
When my joint
Burned her arm!
And because of my clumsiness
She left the giant beer barrel badly closed
And the bar got flooded
[Pre-Chorus]
How accurate!
Thinking that I tried to hit on the girl
Talking about the tsunami
And while mopping, she said, "You see?
Go back the way you came
The sky doesn't exist"
[Chorus]
Today I'm feeling weird and I don't understand why
If nothing strange made me feel bad
Today I'm feeling weird and I don't know what to do
Sit and wait
For it to pass and that's it