[Verse 1]
Neko v. inu
Kono inu gomime
Yakyuu batto de utarechimae
Boku no ichiban okiniiri
Kowai daro odokaseru na yo
Asa hoeru no yamero, mondai arimasuka?
Chi ga fukideru made shita nakunare
Goshujinsama hashitte kuru yo
Hoetemiro, yorokonde koroshichauzo
[Verse 2]
Inu V. Neko
Kenka jouto
Sekaijuu no neko houmuruzo
Shinu made atama kamitsuku zo
Noumiso ichinen kanken naishi
Nakama to issho ni iwauze ippai
Ningen no tomodachi sore wa inu de neko janai
Sousa, kore wa homosepian no seikai sa
[Outro]
Isshou kirai