[Intro]
Ahem, ahem, check
Aha, aha, yeah
Pehli baat toh bhai, thank you so much
Mere saare bhai-beheno ke liye TBSM4L, Tera Bhai Seedhe Maut
Huh, ye mera chhota sa return gift hai tumhare liye
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[Verse]
Aaj-kal bas waqt ka pata chalta hai dosto ke lafz se
Abhi tha “Happy New Year”, ab keh rahe hai “Happy Birthday”
Time slip ya time skip? Pata nahi
Mai bas chithiyaan likh raha tha, mohar "TBSM" ki thi khat pe
Kuchh kehte jhooth, soche jayenge nikal ye bach ke
Humne kaha sach, aur wahaan ho gayi inki chodah fat ke
Phir bole aur jhooth pe aur jhooth pe aur jhooth
Hum has ke bole, "Ye le, aake aag mein tu aur kood"
Juda hu kala se jaise DHH aur Orkut
Halak mein dene ke liye kalam rakhi hai chaar foot
Kabhi mai todu phir jodu mai dil ke taar khud
Achha lage sun ke, suna ke logo ke chaar dukh
Kalam se jaadu-tona, mic pe karu jhaad-fook
Bhai hai saare stoner, hai Shillong ki hari jhaad fook
Tu khaali baitha raha hai maal fook
Fookna hai toh pehle jahaan chadh ke baitha hai tu wo chane ki jhaad fook
Tera Bhai Seedhe Maut rahega maut tak
Mai maun nahi rahunga jab tak naa lu permanent maun vrat
Aur maut ka kya hai wo apne paas bulaale, kaun-kab
Mai karu tabhi karam, de baaki cheezo ko kaun fuck?
Zero pe clean bowled, ye ball kare, kaun duck?
Sadak ki ye zabaan, mai bana Mr. Misconduct
Aur Negi Da ke aage yahaan kare mister, miss kaun shaq?
Sapno ke pichhe bache karte rahe bistar piss, off luck
Jhoothi khabron ko becho khabristan mein
Apni shraddha ko prove karu, nahi hu aisa insaan mai
Dikhta hai kachra kiske dimag mein
Hum bole desh pe toh ye aa gaye saare Hindu-Musalman pe
Kalyugi shishya kare guru se vishwasghaat
Zindagi hai random, sahi kaha tha Kafka
Chela kahe guru se ki guru ne vidya churayi
Mai chura kaise sakta hu? Maine hi tujhe vidya sikhayi (Aanh)
Toh aaj ke baad se mudke dekhenge nahi pichhe
Sabke karam aate aage, dikhte hai sabko nateeje
Proud hai saare mama-mami aur saare bhaanje-bhateeje
Suno, naam rakh zabaan pe mera, mai hu Encore ABJ, ungh
[Outro]
TBSM4L, phir se shukriya aur dil se pyaar
Sadabahaar, tera bhai
Kavi kehna chahte hai ki, "We the best, we the best, we the best, we the best"
Aha