[Verse 1]
Here we are at the Stammersdorf cemetery
It's raining, my feet already hurt
The priest says she was such a kind-hearted person
And yet it's so hard for me to cry
Grandma, grandma is no more
[Verse 2]
When I was little, she used to stuff dumplings into my mouth
She lurked, with the clapper in her hand
It turned my stomach too
She didn't care, she beat me
So long that I've already started praying
Dear baby Jesus, let grandma die
[Chorus]
The seven ravens, there were only six
The good fairy, it was a witch
The bad wolf, a little dachshund
Prince Charming, an ugly fool
[Verse 3]
She had a small apartment in Stammersdorf
With lace ceilings and a picture of Hitler
A jar of Grammelschmalz on the windowsill
The chamber pot under the double bed
So white, so thick, so round and always full
Maybe we should have put it in the grave with her
[Verse 4]
Once I asked her: "Where is Grandpa?"
In heaven on a cloud, he plays violin
Shot for Führer, the people and the fatherland
Hanged and burned
She always forgave Adolf for that too
After all, he awarded her the mother cross
[Chorus]
The seven ravens, there were only six
The good fairy, it was a witch
The bad wolf, a little dachshund
Prince Charming, an ugly fool
[Verse 5]
She's been a bit strange lately
The Grammelschmalz was under the bed
She burned the lace blankets
She called Hitler a criminal
She placed the chamber pot on the windowsill
Everybody in Stammersdorf was already talking about her
[Verse 6]
We took her to the Prater on Mother's Day
The old lady was suddenly young again
She yodeled while driving a go-kart
She ate a few langos
Only when we went storm boating
There was a mishap
She choked on her false teeth
[Chorus]
The seven ravens, there were only six
The good fairy, believe me, it was a witch
The bad wolf, a little dachshund
Prince Charming, an ugly fool
[Outro]
Grandma, goodbye, make it better over there
Don't make dumplings for the angels, be so good
Don't bother the saints
Don't denounce grandpa
And when you visit the Lord God, a good tip
Grandma, don't take the mother cross with you