[Intro]
Ayy
[Chorus]
Simply untankable the Crapil
I sent a nude on Discord, the mod banned me
She jerks off to my profile picture
Crooked dick avatar, it even looks like a tilde
I snort coke like Fábio Assunção and Aécio
High off the spliff, I switch hemispheres
I start dancing naked in the middle of the taxi stop
Only those I take the virginity will get a photo
[Verse]
I'm watching iCarly and eating pussy
Football game, Edukof is the ball
If the Earth were round, the ground would be curved
Like my literature teacher
João Caetano for senator, I got high and now I'm going to write
Talk shit, make money, spend it in the whorehouse or become an actor
I fucked your cousin, I made a porn; in bed, it's like taekwondo
Basketball and then blowjob, her ass is square like a monitor
Fake Nike, pussy or ass, embezzlement in the middle of the woods
Listening to TrioX4 and riding the dinosaur
My arm is tattooed, it has the Habbo Hotel logo
Even though I'm straight, I don't use fucking tactel
When I shave my beard, she gets wet
Jacking off watching Video Cassetadas
I'm bald, I have an entry, but I think it's a disgrace
Trip to Arabia, I slap the sultan
[Chorus]
Simply untankable the Crapil
I sent a nude on Discord, the mod banned me
She jerks off to my profile picture
Crooked dick avatar, it even looks like a tilde
I snort coke like Fábio Assunção and Aécio
High off the spliff, I switch hemispheres
I start dancing naked in the middle of the taxi stop
Only those I take the virginity will get a photo