[Verse 1]
Everyone in São Paulo is an idiot
'Cause there are no hipsters in another city
You're not a princess, you're not Johnny Cash
You're just another graphic designer
[Chorus]
Cry, playboy brat
U.D.R is just bad vibes
Let's go to Starbucks
Drinking yogurt with AIDS
[Verse 2]
Your telephone is dope, you don't have friends
Your outfit embarrasses me, get out of my party
I pity your father and his husband
Because now you can have gay marriage
[Chorus]
Cry, playboy brat
Smoke crack and kill your parents
Sorry, Gugu Liberato
Rodolfo, go back to Raimundos
[Outro]
What's up, babe?
Is your father your mother's brother?
No?
Because you are exceptional
Hey, baby, my dick died
Can I bury it in your ass?
That's it
Baby, I want to rape you and decapitate you
No, I just want to call you for a coffee
See how it surprised you?