[Verse 1]
I checked my Omnitrix, time to jerk off
Scooby-Doo porn, I create a Deep Web account
I go out naked and shake my large dick (Dylan, where the fuck my beats at?)
I put you to suck me, your ass is hella round (ShyGuyMadeIt)
I'm making some virtual friendships at Amino
There are just retarded people, but I find it funny
My dick is the wolf, your asshole is Red Riding Hood
Married woman gives a blowjob and charges twenty-five
[Chorus]
At the university, I bring my JBL speaker
If I play Lil Careca, the bitches melt
The guys laugh with the lyrics in my tracks
But yes, I'm the shit, the rest is bad at rapping
Smokin' feldspar, I got really high
She saw my dick and got impressed with its shape
I go to Praça 7 to offer my tail
I get back with no money and a broken anus
[Verse 2]
Playing on Nintendo, my girl cheated on me
The guy was Swedish and she left Brazil
Strong contempt in the Civil Police
Gigantic cock in my profile picture
I fuck your pussy for nicotine
I downloaded Jenny mod, now I have a little bitch
Ex-BBB porn, for me, it became a routine
Fucking stoned, it's the effect of the toxin
[Chorus]
At the university, I bring my JBL speaker
If I play Lil Careca, the bitches melt
The guys laugh with the lyrics in my tracks
But yes, I'm the shit, the rest is bad at rapping
Smokin' feldspar, I got really high
She saw my dick and got impressed with its shape
I go to Praça 7 to offer my tail
I get back with no money and a broken anus