[Verse 1]
I'd love to be stinking rich
A mansion with a duck pond
An ostrich’s egg for breakfast
Hemorrhoids the size of a house
[Chorus]
And I'm surprised when I notice
That my trousers are getting tight
I'll fix that right away by hand
I’m feeling sick
So sick you'd get sick from it
Oh no, that's not right
Oh no, right it is not
[Verse 2]
I'd love to be stinking rich
[?] rich [?] I'd be equal at last
Would have rights, no more duties
I'd buy my own army
[Chorus]
And I'm surprised when I notice
That my trousers are getting tight
I'll fix that right away by hand
I’m feeling sick
So sick you’d get sick from it
Oh no, that's not right
Oh no, right it is not
[Verse 3]
I drink tea with rancid mummies
Go down on bourgeois daughters in private rooms
Take the carriage to hunt for birds
Where the birds succumb to your charms
[Chorus]
And I’m surprised when I noticе
That my trousers are getting tight
I'll fix that right away by hand
I'm feeling sick
So sick you'd gеt sick from it
Oh no, that’s not right
Oh no, right it is not