[Intro]
You have a problem, let's talk about it
Welcome to the League of Dangerous Internet
You have a problem? We'll solve it easily
Contact the League of Dangerous Internet
[Verse 1]
Chateau Guillaume's garden and villa, MID's enemy, thin ice
Five Benjamins for a bottle of water, your ceiling is Veuve Clicquot
How they fucked you up, you became a sycophant, used to be a cocky guy
Penthousе Skyline Milan, she's bending ovеr — Scally Milano
Quiet, I'm rough with them, your Dolce Vita is a toffee with honey
Traded freedom for Raf Simons, my business ambitions — RAF Camora
And yes, my rap is cocky, I almost got caught for it, rappers cling to their moms
They're summoned to bow, even though they're not Muslims
[Chorus]
You have a problem, let's talk about it
Welcome to the League of Dangerous Internet
You have a problem? We'll solve it easily
Contact the League of Dangerous Internet
[Post-Chorus]
League: we'll allow concerts, keep performing
League: we'll uncensor tracks, no need to blur punches
League: vices, filth, and debauchery — that's all the League
League: we know something
[Verse 2]
These little demons from A to Z, opportunists from A to Z
Dribbling and flooding everywhere — Three days of rain, for money — yes! (Ah-ah-ah!)
Stand in line to avoid blocking, shh… But they'll block everyone
And you'll go down in history as the informant who always snitched on me
My life is fucking surreal, I make a detour in Zurich:
Surveillance hinders, rappers exaggerate, I downplay
Target on my back, Michelin in my stomach, sex doll and a couple of lawyers
And if anything, keep in mind: it wasn't an overdose or suicide
[Chorus]
You have a problem, let's talk about it
Welcome to the League of Dangerous Internet
You have a problem? We'll solve it easily
Contact the League of Dangerous Internet
[Post-Chorus]
League: we'll allow concerts, keep performing
League: we'll uncensor tracks, no need to blur punches
League: vices, filth, and debauchery — that's all the League
League: we know something
League