[Verse 1]
Aye, aye, aye
I make myself so tired (ooh)
Why is it you called (why)
Your work makes you so tired
I'm already on top of that mountain
There's nothing to do here (nothing)
Everything is the same (everything)
I never wanna tape again (never)
I wanna forget everything (pow pow)
People forced me (aye)
Physical condition lacking, black lungs (aye)
Your whole life is fiction (aye)
You keep all of my receipts (aye)
Tax authorities can fuck off
Suck my average dick
Don't need to bе the best
As long as I sound averagе
You try to copy the wave
Just like Humberto you're late (Dexter)
You want to work for TV
Why do you still want that?
Yeah, you just want fame
You're Pinky, I'm the brain
They thought Einstein was insane
Your whole opinion down the drain
It's 2017, you're still using hashtags
How much money did I earn?
Don't make me call Nasdaq
I want a car just like NASCAR
Desperados, put six out
It's time for a fiesta
Why, because of the asthma
I started here
The boy was a wonder
I didn't have many friends
But was fine without them
Those people were fugazi fugazi anyway
I'm ahead of time, I'm more neo than nazi
One time I said "'Sup Kees"
And now they want me
But I'm scared to do face to face
I can only do WhatsApp
Even that's kind of hard (yeah)
Please stay away (away)
You have no money but who cares
My depression for rent
Fun for the kids (email me)
I only eat sausages (yummy)
Or it's sauce that I lick
I am a lost soul
I knew you were foul
Despite all your attempts, you work at the Kruidvat