If your wallet is stolen
While you ride a bendy bus
Don’t blame the punk people
I’ll tell you who has robbed you
It’s the stealing dwarf on Transmilenio
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I'm not a leprechaun (x2)
I'm only a dwarf
If you’re feeling too tight
And suddenly an evil creature
Rubs on you with its little friend and sprinkles you with its sperm
It’s the raping dwarf of Transmilenio
He arrived from europe armed
With his sinful wick fantasies
Of robbing bogotanos
And raping colombianas
It’s the invader dwarf in Transmilenio
It’s the invader dwarf in Transmilenio
He has arrived as a tourist
And he has mеt a hooligan
Who took him to Plaza España
To smoke really heavy shit
That’s was thе birth of the Transmilenio Dwarf
(Cumbia!)
That’s was the birth of the Transmilenio Dwarf
(Cumbia!)
Who’s we supposed to be?
Aguas Ardientes
Aguas Ardientes
Aguas Ardientes
Aguas Ardientes
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I'm not a leprechaun (x4)
I'm only a dwarf