[Intro]
Hello, welcome to the financial support line
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(Co-cowboy)
If you keep your citizen service number on hand, it will be easier for us to assist you
[Verse 1]
I'm on the internet, looking at ads
Everyone is the Netherlands is busy deducting taxes
But I forgot to do that, and now it's been months
They're asking for my location, but I'm not gonna tell them
[Chorus]
Jo-Joost klein but my stack is big (big)
The government is looking for me, but they'll never find me
I said, Jo-Joost klein but my stack is big (big)
The government is looking for me, but they'll never find me
I said, Jo-Joost klein but my stack is big (big)
The government is looking for me, but they'll never find me
I said, Jo-Joost klein but my stack is big (big)
The government is looking for me, but they'll never find me
[Verse 2]
I say
Whatever the fuck I want to say on Twitter (yeah)
You called me gay, but I don't give a fuck (what?)
You look like a hamster with those sunflower seeds
The sadness from my youth, made me angry and bitter
But I'm still Joost, and I had to redo the 3rd grade
Sometimes I hate kittens and I also hate science-fiction
I'm in an Uber, because I think it's comfortable
I shouldn't be bitching, I'm a man on a mission, weh
[Chorus]
Jo-Joost klein but my stack is big (big)
The government is looking for me, but they'll never find me
I said, Jo-Joost klein but my stack is big (big)
The government is looking for me, but they'll never find me
I said, Jo-Joost klein but my stack is big (big)
The government is looking for me, but they'll never find me
I said, Jo-Joost klein but my stack is big (big)
The government is looking for me, but they'll never find me