[Intro: SwindlerBR]
Swindler, my king, come and eat me
[Verse 1: SwindlerBR]
Web-dating in this track, I'm an only-one samurai
For her, I lose NoFap, I defend her with no pity
You can ignore me if someone bothers you
Code Vasco samurai with sensei Nestor Cerveró
[Chorus: SwindlerBR]
I'm a web samurai, web samurai
Virtual sex or boom bap, you can call and we'll go
I'm a web samurai, web samurai
I donate two and a half bucks because I don't have more
[Verse 2: SwindlerBR]
I went to the mirror to dress up, I look like Zoboomafoo
They came to give me an advice, I only got fucked up in life
I straight up told the truth, I said I have a virgin dick
My phimosis makes mitosis, even Rapunzel gets sick
Virgin samurai, but no problem
I found out that my web-girlfriend was an old man like Datena
I denied the Pix, it was for his emphysema surgery
Now he's gonna die and I go searching for another brunette
[Chorus: SwindlerBR]
I'm a web samurai, web samurai
Virtual sex or boom bap, you can call and we'll go
I'm a web samurai, web samurai
I donate two and a half bucks because I don't have more
[Verse 3: Lil Careca]
Web samurai having sex through the Internet
I play LoL and Overwatch, but I prefer Minecraft
I double tapped your pic and invited you to the bacchanal
I want to slap you with my scrotum
"Vapo" in the pussy and the ass, I jump like a kangaroo
Crazy whoring and I'm with my hand on my dick
I sent Grinch porn on the anime server
You asked for a picture of the dick, so I sent you the link
Driving a Celta, the effect didn't stop
I doxxed a crazy guy who stole my wife
I'm promoting antifeminism on Amino
Group sex at a clandestine event
I found out that the girl I was simping on Discord
Was my own uncle pretending to be a fujoshi
He took a fake photo, on Pix, he scammed me
I transferred two hundred bucks, he spent it on the Alok concert
[Chorus: SwindlerBR]
I'm a web samurai, web samurai
Virtual sex or boom bap, you can call and we'll go
I'm a web samurai, web samurai
I donate two and a half bucks because I don't have more