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[Verse 1]
Whenever Adele went to a party
She would take a ball along
It wasn't some random filthy soccer ball
But a Rubber Ball filled with lead pellets
The purpose of her habit was well known
She didn't have to dance with any dumbass then

[Verse 2]
Adele would hug her ball
With her ball, she wasn't afraid of anything
She loved nobody but her ball
Only with her ball she would go on the dancefloor

[Verse 3]
All the morons that were in the club
They envied this damn ball so much
Bеcause though Adele was quitе an unpleasant person
She would turn them on very, very hard
But to get close to Adele, if only for a moment
One would have to get rid of this fucking ball

[Verse 4]
One of the guests mustered up some courage
He ran to Adele and put his hand on the ball
He thought, the dumbass, that he had already succeeded
When suddenly something horrible happened
A flaming Fantômas jumped out at him
He was big, rubbery, peeing burning petrol!
[Verse 5]
He shot the guy with a slingshot right in the cock
He turned him into a total loser
The guy wouldn't play a hero anymore
He ran away like a burning mattress

[Interlude]
Only then did everyone understand
That Adele needs some really tough guys

[Verse 6]
Finally, Crazy Steve came to the party
He would never be afraid of anything
He had Molotov cocktails in both hands
His favourite, burning party pop
Every now and then he would take a sip
Through the rubber pipe dangling from the bottleneck

[Verse 7]
He aimed a Molotov cocktail at Fantômas
But suddenly, in a very unpleasant way
Something banged from below, some fucking noise
And when everyone looked at Steve
Instead of his bleary, teary eyes
He had burning, rubber bags full of puke!
[Verse 8]
Adele came close to Steve
From her ball, she took a flaming, rubber candy bar
Filled with Shell petrol
And Steve died of this fucking candy bar

[Verse 9]
Miner's torso rolled into the room
Some strange music played for a moment
On his head, he had a burning bicycle wheel
On his belt, he had rubber arms attached...
Spring-loaded paramedic arms
Holding a large, glowing soldering iron

[Interlude]
A noise was heard... When everyone fell silent, they could hear rustling under the miner's skull. Even through his rubber-bakelite helmet!

[Verse 10]
Seeing this, Adele drank
Some pure kerosene from an airplane fuel tank
She attached a lead pipe to her belly button
And filled the whole club with flames
A terrible panic broke out
Everyone was running away, like flies to a dumpster

[Verse 11]
Until suddenly, from above
Spring-loaded rubber gnomes fell on them
They welded a plastic toilet seat to Adele
There was a hell of a chaos in the club
Adele, with a burning toilet seat like a hump
Ran outside and exploded like a firecracker
[Verse 12]
The town died out, like a fucking desert
A bearded organ grinder started haunting it
No one could come to their home anymore
At the door, they would always get struck by daddy
And the lesson from this fucking story is:
Toss rubber balls in the trash!

[Outro]
Rubber balls - toss them in the trash
Any balls - kick them in the trash
Everything - dump it in the trash
Your skull - toss it in the fucking trash
No bullshit, toss your snot in the trash
Prosthetic legs - toss them in the trash
Ask no questions, just toss in the trash
Your money - toss it in the trash
Unruly kids - toss them in the trash
Old underpants - toss them in the trash
Everything - toss it in the trash
No bullshit, toss your snot in the trash