[Intro: CMH & Joost]
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to "Jackass"
Joost Klein, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ay, wai
CMH, damn
[Verse 1: CMH]
Forbid me from swearing (Ooh)
Forbid me from going to a rave (Pr-r-ra)
Spinning in the back to a Boulevard track
My world is beautiful, my world is in 3D
Bitch is going hardcore, I'm outrunning the cops
Blood fills my mouth, yeah, we're Russian Woodstock
Tribal's the brightest star, triple six for the ages
In our live shows in the Circle Pit, FBI and GNK
[Bridge: CMH]
And a pinch of fentanyl
It's like a lobotomy
I'm taking my dad's handycam
Filming the sequel to euphoria (Cho-cho-cho)
A motherfucker's a bigger motherfucker than most
Don't sew your sleeve to your pussy (Cho-cho-cho)
Fucked up worldwide
From Russia to Amsterdam
[Drop: Joost]
Hello, my name is Joost Klеin
I love Russia, man
I believе you wanna marry a Russian woman
[Bridge: Joost]
I want a Russian lady
I want some Russian babies
But I don't drive Mercedes
I drive the ladies crazy (Woo, woo)
[Drop: Joost]
Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow
Yeah, aw
Ayy, what the fuck?
[Verse 2: Joost]
Hello, it is very nice to meet you
I never wanna be you
And I never wanna see you (Pow)
I go, "Beep-boop"
I feel like R2-D2
I feel like master Shifu
In Rotterdam smoking pitu (Ah-a-a-a-ah)
[Bridge: Joost]
Tabakka in my mouth
And I don't fuck with the government
All my friends crazy
And I'll see who's left
I-I-I quit school
But I'm still
Highly educated
Bitch, I'm in Russia from
Winter to summer time
[Drop]