[Verse 1]
I used to fuck people down
But they cried when I broke the news
Now I've got the pain in my balls
The tables have turned, I got the news
I used to call the parents
Feeling the fear in their parents’ eyes
They cried when I told them the news
“Your child is only 3 days old, it's kidney cancer”
One day it came to me
On Whatsapp, bro, I fucked up
I know we won't live forever
But it still hurts, it was so sudden
[Verse 2]
Bro, I got cancer (Boy), yeah
Bro, I wanted to sink the pink
I fucked a microwave, bro, I got cancer
I got cancer in the oh-woah-balls, what a [?]
Now they pity me because I have cancer
That was my plan, I’m not a superhero, but I have cancer
They only think of giving it to me because they feel sorry for me
My milk in the dark glows like a fire
And if she suckles me, I think she'll get cancer
[Verse 3]
Man, my life is good, now I've got cancer
Whenever I say that, they come and suckle me
My giant balls now impresses
Don't cry, let's go to the bedroom and fuck
And I want to say hello to the chemotherapy guys
' You guys are great, bald guys who live every day
Ah, I'm living intensely
I'm so crazy I want a gumjob even without teeth
I want blondes, I want blondes, bro, I want blondes
I don’t want to be cured while I’m having sex with blondes
I want blondes, lots of blondes
Don't even be scared if you see me having sex in the bushes
I’m even thinking of getting another type of cancer
Will I have twice as many fucks?
(Do you have cancer? I'm sorry
I'll give you the floss
Got it? Shove it in
There, cummed)
[Chorus]
I got it in the balls, I got it in the balls
Ball cancer, ball cancer
I've got it, I want more, so I’ll leave it
My sac in the sun, my sac in the sun
I got it in the ball, I got it in the ball
Ball cancer, ball cancer
I've got it, I want more, so I'll leave it
My sac in the sun, my sac in the sun