[Verse 1]
You’re the most beautiful in the world
Your whole university knows it
Your sweater smells like cigarettes
You’re like you’re straight out of "The Fifth Element"
My flowers have withered because I stopped watering them
Completely, completely, completely
Because your photos on social media
Keep making my dick stand up
[Chorus]
Oh no, my dick
Oh no, my dick
Oh no, my dick
Oh no, my dick
[Verse 2]
I’m scared to write to you, probably
Maybe I’ll text you in the morning
Or maybe I’ll text you on Monday
But it feels like I’ll never text you at all
I spent the whole evening gathering courage
While you were posting a photo on Instagram
It’s a million times hotter than before
And I just repeated what I did yesterday
[Chorus]
Oh no, my dick
Oh no, my dick
Oh no, my dick
Oh no, my dick