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[Intro]
[In Frisian] One of the biggest talents on Youtube. 17-year-old Joost Klein from Stiens. His funny videos are especially popular with young people
Yeah, can you hear my money jingling?
Money in the bank, money in the pocket
Wayo, damn, what

[Verse]
This takes me back to the past
On the scooter with my mom
On the computer with my dad (Yes sir), yes
In Frisia, sending my regards, agoeie
Fuck you Google Maps, bitch, I take my own route
I worked, I struggled
Now I have Prada shoes on my feet
They used to call me f*g
I miss my mom, so I'm looking for a milf or a cougar
Now I smoke twenty cigs, it used to be fat joints
Family name is Klein but my dreams were big
I call my dad every day but that man is dead
But that man is dead (fuck)
We held eye contact when he ied
From then on, I slept with my door ajar
I take a sip of my beer
Until my colon and my kidney are aching
I moved a rock in the river
I have a lyrical sniper, and you're in my sights
I have big balls like a bull
My dad was gone
My mom was stuck in psychosis
I was offered help
But I didn't think it was necessary
I have and had a way with words
But unfortunately, I also have an eating disorder
I have borderline but I'm also crossing borders
I feel like a Greek 'cause I throw plates around
Emotional control is a word I don't know
Who is my dad if it isn't me
My brother was my idol so I looked for it in him
My mom was a cleaner and my dad drove a tram
My mom got out of the madhouse a year later
She was never home, I came by to eat some cake
I saw her lying on the couch in cardiac arrest
Yeah, always a loudmouth, but this made me fall quiet
I don't have work but I process my traumas
I love cheese, brother, I'm just like Gouda
This is that bare dick in the sauna
Fuck you, I'm doing this for the flora and the fauna
[Outro]
A very good afternoon this is health care services
It's Joost Klein, it's Joost Klein, I need help right now
Yeah, yeah, alright, we have a spot for you in two years
T-two years? What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah..., yeah, I'm going to put you on the waiting list
No, no I don't want to wait, no no, no, no
Yeah, I'm just going to put you on hold
Noooooo