[Verse 1: Taco Hemingway & CatchUp]
In '03 my buddy from class brought me a CD, some files on the drive (files)
Three people sip drinks by the pool, they're rather nice to one another (nice)
Both ladies had yellow thongs, he says "Sweetie?" to both of them (sweetie)
He touched gold skin like Midas, and they screamed like MIDI (o)
Just a week ago pussy and bird in my slang were Sylvester i Tweety (Tweety)
Just a week ago Ed, Edd, Eddy, Johnny Bravo and Dexter i Dee Dee (Dee Dee)
In school my buddy did illegal business burning sex on DVD (VD)
A week ago they were showing their toungеs, Now its fellatio gestures
It ruinеd many people's heads, just trust me
After school Fox Kids, Pornos at night
Then novelties from eMule in folders titled "Baldur's Gate" or "biology presentation"
My buddy described a gangbang to me, as we collected donations for WOŚP (o!)
My buddy would let you cut his hand off that that's exactly how the adults do it, because...
[Chorus]
We were brought up by pornography (We were brought up by pornography)
We were brought up by pornography (We were brought up by pornography)
Most of us at home father, mother (Most at home: father and mother)
But pornography always raised us in these topics (no, no, no, no)
[Verse 2]
Boys see what they want, the boys want what they see
They want a private sex goddess, who is also a virgin
They want to have Maria Magdalena in bed, who is also a nun
In short, a girl should be liked by both the living rooms and streets (o!)
That woman always has to want a threesome, even though she isn't bisexual
You know, you always say: "homo-yuck", but all in all, lesbians are chill
Guessing what cheap fantasies are in your head is supposed to be her only mission here
And she's gotta have tits and a 6-pack, but also stuff herself with beer and pizza with you
W filmie: są w formie najlepszej, ciągle chcą seksu i proszą najgrzeczniej
In the film: you'll never cum toearly, no one will complain: "that's too painful!"
In the film: nobody runs to the pharmacy, because he was supposed to pull out but he stayed in for the best
In the film: A man doesn't know objection, because he takes and no one threatens to arrest him
[Chorus]
We were brought up by pornography (We were brought up by pornography)
We were brought up by pornography (We were brought up by pornography)
Most of us at home father, mother (Most at home: father and mother)
But pornography always raised us in these topics (no, no, no, no)
[Verse 3]
When a person watches The Matrix they won't go jumping on buildings (no!)
But play them a "stepsister" film - They'll start dreaming about cousins (ey!)
Although it is obvious to the head, drive forgets that it is fiction
So my very difficult mission - porn lies as much as television
Love is the path to pleasure, sometimes it will be rocky
Sometimes love is a beautiful trilogy, sometimes it's a clumsy verse
You can Fu... (ohh!) her hard, believe me, while still showing her respect
Don't worry that it's not masculine, believe me, stop it, thinking like this is pointless