[Hook]:
They called me from Hollywood, said “you got the look”
I’ll do anything, I said, ready to suck cock
Ready to make a movie, I’ll make it make it rain
Gonna make the hall of fame, nahmsayin?
So I took a trip to Hollywood, backpack full of dreams
I’m gonna make the big screen, by any means
So I called my contact up, said I’m in the city
But they left me on seen
It’s not always as it seems
[Verse 1]:
I have a manager in the states that digs what I do
He always says “Kristoffer, I love your character
You have something special, really, you can go far
And you’re intelligent, baby, you could be a star
I think you can get a Golden Globe, Oscar and an Emmy
Dare to think big, it’s you and Carew and Hennie”
Now I must get my buzz going like a fucking bee
Put on a new accent and be like Thea Sofie
Everyone in Norway says “come visit home, you promised, you gave us your pinky!”
I just “chill the fuck out, I’m busy with things”
Plus the weed here is purple, it looks like Tinky Winky
Is it so strange that I’m still hanging out? I mean
I’m scared, I’ll admit that
I don’t want to see the film about my life in reprise on TV3
Or straight to DVD, but hey
Everyone loved me as Karsten in AF1
[Hook]:
They called me from Hollywood, said “you got the look”
I’ll do anything, I said, ready to suck cock
Ready to make a movie, I’ll make it make it rain
Gonna make the hall of fame, nahmsayin?
So I took a trip to Hollywood, backpack full of dreams
I’m gonna make the big screen, by any means
So I called my my contact up, said I’m in the city
But they left me on seen
It’s not always as it seems
[Verse 2]:
“I really thought you were amazing in your latest movie role,”
I said to a dude, because I thought he had blow
“you seem really cool bro, how long are you in town?”
I just “God knows, guess I’ll see you guys around”
Gotta go I gotta raise some hell
Party with it-girls, make sure to kiss and tell
Eat oysters with them and really get out of my shell
Just for a night
Must get the money tomorrow
My father’s name isn’t Vipps Kartel bro
I'm kind of a big deal back in Norway
Like for real, you know Norwegian Grammys?
I think I’m up to like three of those
Selling out solo shows, get the money
I’m an actual millionaire, counting in Norwegian crowns
I am scared, I’ll admit that
I don’t want to see the film about my life in reprise on TV3
Or straight to DVD, but hey
Everyone loved me as Hubert in AF1
[Hook]:
They called me from Hollywood, said “you got the look”
I’ll do anything, I said, ready to suck cock
Ready to make a movie, I’ll make it make it rain
Gonna make the hall of fame, nahmsayin?
So I took a trip to Hollywood, backpack full of dreams
I’m gonna make the big screen, by any means
So I called my my contact up, said I’m in the city
But they left me on seen
It’s not always as it seems