Doesn’t matter where you are
At this point they’re all over, near and far
Every time, they outnumber us, they set the bar
Some are kids when it hits
Some become this bit by bit
Always passive-aggressive
But supposedly contented
Can fight, but there’s no succeeding
Cause day by day, they are breeding
The morning train, they’re standing there
And giving you that cow-eyed stare
You don’t want to leavе your house, no
They’re looming outsidе your window
And looking terrifying, so…
[Alternatively: You don’t want to go out anymore
‘Cause they’re looming by your door
And look as scary as they do]
Oh, the idiots surround you
Like living dead around you—
They do smell pretty bad—
The imbeciles are pressing
Know nothing, they’re guessing
But their points are ironclad
And you wish a bit of brains
Would fall to Earth in heav’nly rains
It’d be nice if they had the insight
That Homo Sapiens can do more than just walk upright
You’ve discussed, without end
Suggested things and given your razor-sharp-honed argument
A shame it was for nothing
If you find that your nerves are fraying from your dear coworkers’ braying
They’ve got the brains, you can be sure, to sweep the office building floor
So what will happen next?
Chop your own head from your neck
Because they’re never quite on board
Oh, the idiots surround you
Thinking’s not allowed, and
Knowledge is a crime
The imbeciles are pressing
Waiting for some blessing
All over, for all time
And you wish, a bit of brains
Would fall to Earth in heav’nly rains
It’d be nice, if they had the insight
That Homo Sapiens can do more than just walk upright
Oh, the idiots surround you
Like living dead around you—
They do smell pretty bad—
The imbeciles are pressing
Know nothing, they’re guessing
But their points are ironclad
And you wish a bit of brains
Would fall to Earth in heav’nly rains
It’d be nice if they had the insight
That Homo Sapiens can do more than just walk upright