[Verse 1: Chwytak]
I was feeding the goose
On the table I had a snack
On my plot, narrow paths
And suddenly coming here, some two fuckers, one with a mustache
What is this nonsense
Immediately I wanted to grab the scythe
But my feet were bare
And I stepped on a wasp(Oh fuck agh!)
[Chorus: Chwytak]
These fucking drunks stole
The sprinkler head of my watering can
The only thing I remember was this mustache
Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
These motherfuckers are running away
I want to get the sprinkler head back
And they’re already driving away somewhere in their
Volvo, volvo, volvo
[Verse 2: Chwytak]
Why be so rude
I already have a strong desire for revenge
I’m going to catch up with them soon I think
But first I’ll eat this snack – my French fries with sauce
[Chorus: Chwytak]
These fucking drunks stole
The sprinkler head of my watering can
The only thing I remember was this mustache
Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
These motherfuckers are running away
I want to get the sprinkler head back
And they’re already driving away somewhere in their
Volvo, volvo, volvo-vol
[Bridge: Chwytak]
I’ll fucking put them straight soon
I’m not going to follow them anymore
At the slob meeting place I just enter
And then I’m screaming my ass off
[Chorus: Chwytak]
Give me back, you drunks
The sprinkler head of my watering can
Soon I’ll rip right off your face that mustache
Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
What the fuck are you staring at
I want to get the sprinkler head back
Or I’ll soon set fire to your
Volvo, volvo, volvo-vol
(Yeah)