[Intro: MC VV]
Woo-hoo
I had sex
Yeah, man
I'm doing it, and fucking
Am I right?
I put my penis in a vagina
[Verse 1: MC VV]
Bro, ever since I had sex with Lídia, my life changed completely
Self esteem is up there, I'm the king of this shit
It was good as fuck, I put my dick in
It was kinda weird that it didn't fit completely
But fuck it (Fuck it), she had a fat ass
Who knows if it was that that blocked my dick?
The news was a bomb, I screamed from the bottom of my chest:
"I had sex with a girl, I'm a whole new man"
It didn't fit whole but it was pretty good
After your pussy, my dick felt the difference
I'm not foolish, so I posted on FaceBook that I had sex last night
You know, just saying, wanted to make it clear I fucked a lot
I put my dick inside a pussy, I had sex once in my life
[Bridge: MC VV]
Ooh, message from Lídia
Oh, that's cool, is she calling me for a...
Ooh, it's not another date, huh?
Huh? I put it in her belly button?
What do you mean in the...
She doesn't want to see me again because I put it in and came in her belly button?
You can't be serious
So I'm still a virgin?
How did I put it in her belly button, man?
[Chorus: boffe]
Bro, I missed the goal, I missed the pussy, the pussy
No, way too foolish, I got my dick and put it in her belly button
Oh, man, everyone knows this now
Shame, shame, shame
[Verse 2: boffe]
I was celebrating the event
They're calling me Tommy Wiseau
[Pre-Chorus: boffe]
They're saying my dick has labyrinthitis
Please, Lídia, don't avoid me, don't avoid me
[Chorus: boffe]
Bro, I missed the goal, I missed the pussy, the pussy
No, way too foolish, I got my dick and put it in her belly button
Oh, man, everyone knows this now
Shame, shame, shame
[Verse 3: boffe]
I couldn't even enjoy the tits
Nipples like the headlights of a truck
[Pre-Chorus: boffe]
They're saying my dick has labyrinthitis
Please, Lídia, don't avoid me, don't avoid me
[Chorus: boffe]
Bro, I missed the goal, I missed the pussy, the pussy
No, way too foolish, I got my dick and put it in her belly button
Oh, man, everyone knows this now
Shame, shame, shame