[Chorus]
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Milf, milf, wish my girlfriend was a milf (yeah)
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Really big tits, lots of milk, yeah
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Milf, milf, wish my girlfriend was a milf
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Really big tits, lots of milk, yeah
[Verse 1]
I was a kid or six (yeah)
I had a butterfly knife (yeah)
I was on the internet (yeah)
I am your Tinder match (yeah)
I love fish dishes (yeah)
So I ate out your bitch (yeah)
Shaven, I finger it (yeah)
And she didn't tell you anything (yeah, doo, doo, doo)
I'll shave your legs (what?)
I can epilate you (yes)
I am an early bird (wow)
Can even massage your toes (heh)
Hummene hummene huh
Didn't feel like writing (no)
Tubbete tubbete tubbe (toopetee papetee)
I crush on women who rhyme
[Chorus]
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Milf, milf, wish my girlfriend was a milf
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Really big tits, lots of milk, yeah
[Verse 2]
I could be your dad (yeah)
I turn water into wine (yes)
Wouldn't that be magical? (Yummy)
I lost my charger (no)
In love with the moonshine (wow)
My hart is made of marzipan (yeah)
I love sleeping
This isn't a campsite
That's why I'm looking for a house
There's fluff in my belly button (blegh)
Nail myself between your legs (ha)
Clench your chick like a fist
Am your potential daddy
I drive a white caddy
Ask your mom if she's ready
Does she wear skinnies or baggy?
I show a lot of interest
Super thin like Libresse
NEC or Vitesse
Doesn't matter, I wanna bang (oh)
Her idol is Jeff Dunham
My idol is Jeff Dunham
I don't look like Jeff Dunham
I wish I looked more like Jeff Dunham
[Chorus]
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Milf, milf, wish my girlfriend was a milf
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Really big tits, lots of milk, yeah
Milf, milf, milf, milf
Milf, milf, wish my girlfriend was a milf
Milf (milf), milf (milf), milf (milf), milf (milf)
Really big tits, lots of milk, yeah
[Outro]
I have crushes on mothers
I have crushes on cougars
Yeah, this was my tune for all women
Respect, on the street
Peace out, home boy, yeah (cho, sho, chan, ching, wah)