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Genius English Translations - Joost Schijf Van Vijf English Translation Lyrics

[Intro]
What do I have to change?
No wheel of five (hey, hey, hey, hey)
No wheel of five (no wheel of five)
Not the life for me (not the life)
No wheel of five no you'll see me with
See me with calories in my body
No wheel of five
Not the life for me
No wheel of five no you'll see me with
See me with calories in my body

[Chorus]
And my skinnies could not get any tighter
I look like Sonja Bakker
Hey bitch, you're acting so tough
My order has to get here faster

[Verse 1]
I'm a little fatter these days
And thosе boys keep asking:
How can you be like this?
How could you do that?
Why I do all of those things
Evеrything from that bottle like shampoo
Half cooking fat, I'm a halfblood
On your doormat, like the Taptoe
One finger in your pussy as a fuck you
Tap dance in the club
With some people in a hut
We would like 5 snackies please fast please
My figure, not like a circular saw
I don't feel comfortable
Dozing off like an old piece of cake
Embodiment of a tompouce
Eat at a 5 star restaurant I'm the Frisian Tom Cruise
[Chorus]
And my skinnies could not get any tighter
I look like Sonja Bakker
Hey bitch, you're acting so tough
My order has to get here faster

[Verse 2]
Doing my best is so o5
Don't want you on my pizza like an olive
But Joost, how could you be like that?
I eat more ramen than a window frame (wow)
I'm pretty multi-cultural (yeah yeah)
Pasta bolognese yeah it never gets too much (no, no)
I'm sort of obese
I avoid all vegetables like I'm in the matrix
Declared incapacitated for work
I hardly ever have a beard
But the moustache on my lip is white
Powdered sugar or the inside of a split
But I'm definitely not flexible (never)
Running to the store, I'm busy (always)
Buy everything, without conscience
You haven't gained weight if you never weigh yourself

[Outro]
No wheel of five (no wheel of five)
Not the life for me (not the life)
No wheel of five no you'll see me with
See me with calories in my body
No wheel of five
Not the life for me
No wheel of five no you'll see me with
See me with calories in my body
And my skinnies could not get any tighter
I look like Sonja Bakker
Hey bitch, you're acting so tough
My order has to get here faster