[Verse 1]
He has an ass like Apollo
In his hips swings energy
Has a charm like René Kollo
And a look like Genghis Khan
You'll be an idiot all your life
The teacher often teased him
Today he's an underwear model
A macho and an object of lust
[Chorus]
Because macho, macho you can't learn
Macho, macho you have to be
Macho, machos are almost always in the lead
Macho, machos live dangerously
Macho, machos have something going on
You already feel weak
Is the crowd is so big
[Verse 2]
His mother still calls him Sepperl
But his friends call him Miami
He was an idiot in school
But that nevеr bothers the ladies
Hеre comes yet another girl
And lasciviously grabs his buttocks
No wonder with that wasp waist
Every nun gets nervous
[Chorus]
Because macho, machos stay in fashion
Macho, machos don't die out
Macho, machos are a pleasure to take home
Macho, machos have many envies
Machos have lost a lot of friends
Unfortunately, they are ahead by the length of a rabbit
[Verse 3]
She loves Schimanski's killer hammer
And often lies awake in the bedroom
The husband in flannel pajamas
Only messes with the freezer
She dreams of Eros Ramazottel
And Julio Iglesias
But next to her the tame jerk
Says only “Give it a rest, I'm reading something now”
[Chorus]
Only macho, machos have the toughness
Macho, machos own the world
Macho, machos have what others unfortunately lack
Macho, machos are inevitable
Machos often cause stress
From the toilet attendant to the stewardess
[Verse 4]
If you want a hairy man's chest
You don't have to go over the Brenner
We have macho
They're just like them
The woman from industry and nobility
Falls in love into the Tyrolean calf
Just as much as the gentlemen from Rimini
[Instrumental Outro]