[Chorus]
I used to be a clown, now I'm a jester
I don't know how to use Excel, I prefer writing on Word
Fucking with my boss every Friday night
I punched an otaku, it was on Jornal Hoje
They offered me crack, I smoked just for kidding
Whoring shark, I'm hitting my fin
My dick is Chelsea, your ass is Palmeiras
I feel attracted by the Rightist Rapper
[Verse]
I'm with a boner watching Menes Suecos
You give bouquets to girls, bro, go give your butthole
You're being embarrassing, your head echoes
I didn't even take off my pants, she grabbed my doll
Feminist and shaved? Anyway, the hypotenuse
Anime is my dick, I prefer smoking hookah
The boys in bikini and the girls wearing swim trunks
I cheated on my girlfriend because she voted for Lula
My name's Careca, the most original
I hooked up with my cousin at the Christmas party
In the Industrial borough, there's hella smuggling
I bought that joint that left Sérgio Mallandro
I like soft girls, I follow many of them on Twitter
There's just whoring in my fucking feed
She gives me a blowjob and then she strips
Goth with a big ass, this chick got a lot of drip
[Chorus]
I used to be a clown, now I'm a jester
I don't know how to use Excel, I prefer writing on Word
Fucking with my boss every Friday night
I punched an otaku, it was on Jornal Hoje
They offered me crack, I smoked just for kidding
Whoring shark, I'm hitting my fin
My dick is Chelsea, your ass is Palmeiras
I feel attracted by the Rightist Rapper