[Chorus]
I grinded my dick in the gas station mascot
Naughty girl touched my youngster
My alarm clock is a song from WebCorno
Loud as fuck, really crazy shit
I already fucked a pelican, the experience was crazy
I broke up with my girl because she became a crackhead
My fart has more sauce than anime rap
Found out I'm a faggot by a Buzzfeed quiz
[Verse]
I'm doing blowjobs while you suck pussy
In my cavity, I went and put a whole squeegee
Fucking ridiculous flow, it's worse than sertanejo
I promised I'd only release songs if I recorded drunk
Faction member is my profession
Slap in Clarice Falcão's booty
I snort coke and smoke joints, I practice extortion
I don't watch TV, Globo only has banging
She grabbed my dick and turned into a Saiyan
I accessed the Deep Web and found it kinda cool
I spent fifty reais on a Steam game
I wear makeup, looking like a drag queen
I updated my Chrome, but it was ass
Tried to find her clit, I found a chest
The treasure was a Marlboro blue cigarette
Punching haters in the face, I'm Ryu
[Chorus]
I grinded my dick in the gas station mascot
Naughty girl touched my youngster
My alarm clock is a song from WebCorno
Loud as fuck, really crazy shit
I already fucked a pelican, the experience was crazy
I broke up with my girl because she became a crackhead
My fart has more sauce than anime rap
Found out I'm a faggot by a Buzzfeed quiz