[Intro]
This song goes out to my teachers who are still not fucking married
How can you be 48 years old and not married?
Shout-out to my boys, free my boys
Ayy, add me on Roblox too after this song is over
[Verse]
I shoot at my opps all the time, ah
At 4 PM I hit an old man with my car
The bitch is ugly, why are you playing cute?
I usually chill with all pedophiles
In the sixth grade I cheated on my national exams
I beat my pregnant teacher with a chair
I knocked out my classmate with my math book
When I'm bored I usually eat my snot
AHRLSIZJNELEL FJFKRK
Fuck, I forgot to speak Swedish
I hit my teacher because she gave me homework
I told hеr, "Fuck you, you bitch, you damn witch"
I went to Rinkeby and kicked a Somali
I wеnt to Södertälje and I harassed a Syrian
I beat a Gypsy and stole his child
I took Steffe Minaj's mom anally
Ayy, I beat an old man with a pickle
Then I smacked my best friend’s ass
I robbed all of Kurdistan on their borders
My mom said, "You can't play Fortnite", I said, "Shut up"
I slapped my dad because he didn't buy a PS5
I robbed a mother of three in her own home
"But my son, can you stop screaming?"
But mom shut up, I'm playing fucking FIFA
I want salmon so I go fishing
I slapped my mom because she said I should do the dishes
"Oh, my son, that hurt a lot"
Shut up mom, go make fucking macaroni
My dad came into my room and he said, "Son, what is your favorite subject in school?"
But dad, shut up, the only thing I like in school is fucking recess
I swear, I hope my teacher gets cancer
Where the hell is my snus pouch? For fuck's sake
I found it so now it’s fine
I [?] school and went robbing
Ayy, I'm going to shoot my enemy with a Glock
If you still deal in school, wallah, you an opp
If I said, "Cops" I turn left like my cock
I smoke Queen Elizabeth in my joint
[Outro]
Hey, how the hell do I end this song?
Release my boys from prison
Add me on Musical.ly
Eh, add my KiK
Eh, follow me on Facebook
Er, add me on Moviestar Planet
And uh— and send me nudes on my number
My number is 072 03—
Shout-out to 420Mood
She has a fucking big ass too, truth