[Intro]
The women love the DJ who's a prostitute
Day 37, I'm beginning to suspect my mother-in-law
And I think today I won't let it go
[Chorus]
I am gonna punch the face of my girlfriend's mom
You shitty mother-in-law, go to fucking hell
You did a lot of shit, and my memory never fails
You always fucked me up, so from now on this won't pass
Because I am gonna punch the face of my girlfriend's mom
You shitty mother-in-law, go to fucking hell
You did a lot of shit, and my memory never fails
You always fucked me up, so from now on this won't pass
[Verse]
Damned mother-in-law, I already warned you
I didn't forgive your fuckup
But today at night, you're gonna get it
I made an evil plan just to kill you
We meet up at 8 PM, right on time
This hour, she watches some TV alone
Doesn't blink an eye watching Roda a Roda
She won't see me coming, it's gonna be awesome
Passing by the door, I start off with a right hook
She defends, and hits me with another hook
Running on the walls, she tries to kick me in the balls
I do a Michael Jackson and slide under the desk, yeah (Uh)
Feeling her rage, I stare into the devil's eye
But I don't have no fear, I'm moving as smooth as butter (Yeah, yeah)
She tries to catch me, this hag is black belt
What a shame, because I managed to get a chair just in time (Uh)
And I break that shit right in the middle of her face
She gets up, looking like she's possessed
I see the body of my father-in-law on the floor, it's a ritual
My mother-in-law is a demon, she's supernatural
[Chorus]
And I am gonna punch the face of my girlfriend's mom
You shitty mother-in-law, go to fucking hell
You did a lot of shit, and my memory never fails
You always fucked me up, so from now on this won't pass
Because I am gonna punch the face of my girlfriend's mom
You shitty mother-in-law, go to fucking hell
You did a lot of shit, and my memory never fails
You always fucked me up, so from now on this won't pass
[Outro]
In the end, I discovered she watched Roda a Roda because it was part of the satanic ritual
So I exorcised the house setting fire on everything with gasoline and I moved to Alabama (Damn)