[Intro: Joost]
Bruno, pass me the ball, because I'm at the forefront
You want hats, you want caps, you are for hats
I don't look at my goals, I'm going to no-look everything
Fuck contraceptives, let that pussy...
Wow, are we here?
Brunzyn (cowboy)
Yee-haw!
Gluck, gluck (swag)
[Verse 1: Joost & Brunzyn]
I have my own team, I feel like Thierry Baudet
Your girl, she has nudes, and feels like Thierry Baudet
I am 'bout it, I am 'bout it
I could spend your rent in the outlet
You want to copy my flow, but it's too difficult (you can't)
I tell her "I am with my slime"
S-s-she says "what do you mean?" (slut)
I mean: I am with the gang, you're not on the list
Go buy a ticket
I don't care how far you have to travеl (dirty hoe)
I am Joost Klein, you can go buy my book
I want to be hammеred wandering the streets (leipe)
Leipe Dennis is going to beat up all your men (leipe)
Doing the cooking-dance, but I still can't cook (oh, woah)
I can't cook but I cook once a week
You saw me walk by and I knew you were looking
Fake [?], I know you don't [?]
This girl wants me, because I bleached my hair
Brunzyn, baby, yeah, what did you say about a guest list
Your girl is a guy and she looks like van der Gijp
I never, never think back on my paper round
I strike a blow, I strike your buddy, strike both of them
I keep making it cold when it's hot (ice cold)
I want a chick who's eccentric, not too basic
Not too basic, but a good foundation
You are on the sidelines, and I am in the starting lineup
Bruno, pass me the ball, because I'm at the forefront
You want hats, you want caps, you are for hats
I don't look at my goals, I'm going to no-look everything
Fuck contraceptives, let that pussy bleed to death
I'm with Joost, in the East
Guys are pissed, I have no hoes, because I'm fragile
But I'm still in your mom's pussy
Aye, I'm out of breath
[?]
[Outro]
Joost and Bruno with a new banger on your screen
I, uh, just appreciate these guys
I just think they're really cool dudes