[Intro]
Traffic
[Verse 1: Joost & Käärijä]
Oh, I'm in traffic, my car is supersonic
Why you drivin' like a manic? It brings me lot of panic
I got a bad habit, I'm a speeding addict
My car is automatic, I don't want to crash it
[Chorus: Käärijä]
Ayo, my Seiko is tickin'
The driver is already fuming and the engine is misfiring
Ayo, why is this queue not moving?
Oh duck, how I'm annoyed by this ducking annoying fuckin'
[Post-Chorus: Käärijä & Joost]
Traffic
Traffic
[Verse 2: Käärijä & Joost]
Always some motherfuckin' Lada crashes on my side from behind the triangle in an intersection
Driving license and plates should be taken away
I lost my nerves and calm, again
Police wanna catch and jam me But I'm smarter and clever
Brake tracks darker than ever
All my fucks in a bucket, bucket
[Chorus: Käärijä]
Ayo, my Seiko is tickin'
The driver is already fuming and the engine is misfiring
Ayo, why is this queue not moving?
Oh duck, how I'm annoyed by this ducking annoying fuckin'
[Post-Chorus: Käärijä & Joost]
Traffic (Traffic)
Traffic
[Interlude]
Who the fuck is Mr. Klein?
[Verse 3: Joost]
No driver's license, I'm stubborn, wagon full of dynamite
Sometimes it seems nice to be rich (But that turns out to be an illusion)
Boom, boom, with your parents, baby boom
No more meetings on Zoom 'cause my car goes vroom
[Interlude: Käärijä]
I don't understand Dutch, but I love this shit
(Let's go!)
[Chorus: Käärijä]
Ayo, my Seiko is tickin'
The driver is already fuming and the engine is misfiring
Ayo, why is this queue not moving?
Oh duck, how I'm annoyed by this ducking annoying fuckin'
Traffic, traffic
Traffic, traffic
Oh duck, how I'm annoyed by this ducking annoying fuckin'
Traffic, traffic
Traffic, traffic
[Outro: Joost]
Oh f*ck, how I'm annoyed by this f*cking annoying traffic
Käärijä, help me!