[Verse 1: biffe]
Damn, what an absurd bore
I'm here alone, lying in the dark
All I wanted is a call from a female
Losing my virginity and telling my colleagues
I no longer enjoy the company of my hand
Pornography no longer makes me horny
I want the real, the physical, the touch
Right on my eggplant and on my big sack
Oh, what a surprise
Andressa invited me to go to the cinema
And no one sees the film
It's going to be me and her, I think she's going to suck
Oh, what the fuck?
She called her friends to go with her
And now what do I do?
I'm on her side and I want to make out'
[Bridge 1: biffe]
Fuck, Andressa, what did you call these guys for?
How am I going to kiss you, girl?
I thought you were going to suck me
My life is shit
[Verse 2: YUNG LIXO]
I have a crush on Camila
She calls me every single day
I think now is the time
When I lose my virginity, the night will be cool
There is no longer any error, no despair
She already told me she doesn't think I'm ugly
Better than nothing, anything goes
Will she invite me to an event today?
Oh, what a surprise
She invited me to a beer party
And I think I will (I think I will)
Is it today that I'm going to put it in? I'm going to put it in?
Oh, but what is it?
There's a guy talking to her
So I think that's it, it didn't happen today
How do I put it in? How do I put it in?
[Bridge 2: YUNG LIXO]
Say, Camila, how am I going to put it like this?
With this guy here?
Will it be a threesome?
Why, Camila?
[Verse 3: biffe]
Dude, that's not working
I can't stand being a nerdy virgin anymore
I spent the day watching several Rule 34
I'm back with the company of my hand
Today I'm going to call Junessa, my neighbor
I'll do a hot coffee, she'll be mine
I'll call her to play a PS2 with me
Will she accept?
Oh, what a surprise
Junessa said she likes GTA
Everything is falling into place
I think it's today that sex will happen
Oh, are you nuts?
Vanessa said she's in those days
And now, what do I do?
I almost told her: "Fuck off"
[Bridge 3: biffe]
Damn, Junessa, I hate playing GTA with two
Get out of my house
Damn, Vanessa, don't break control
I got her name wrong, what the fuck
[Verse 4: YUNG LIXO]
Oh, seriously, now there's no way
I've been cuckolded a thousand times, I have to get out of the hole
I know that Lídia is very into me
She's going to have to be mine, tonight is ours
Now I'm the one calling, calling for a night out
David Guetta playing at dawn
She approaches, it's a party, a ballad
There's no space, we're stuck together
Oh, what a surprise
She's coming, smelling the back of my neck
And I think I came (I think I came)
And look, I didn't even penetrate
No, not like that
I could see the cum mark on my pants
And I think I fucked up
My god, she looked, my god, she looked
[Bridge 4: YUNG LIXO]
What is this? This girl is naughty
She wants to assgive me, whoa
I'll take her to my house
And lock the door