A good degree in Welsh
On the Volvo a sticker of Tafod Y Ddraig
Fond of attending tiresome committee meetings
About the future of the language in particular
Mastering a minority language as a hobby
Bilingual plates to help the driving
A perfectly appropriate attitude
For a home plan straight out of the 'Dinas' set
Always going to Brittany
Never going to France
Always going to the Basque country
Never going to Spain
At night going to restaurants
After a day on the word processor
In a job that pays your mortgage
To your face a perfectly courteous person
From nursery scholl to the Univеrsity of Wales;
A lifetime tickеt on the gravy train
I would rather be a junkie
Than be as green as a Plaid Cymru poster
The set texts of the Cerdd Dant Festival
And all the problems of the two children
Llinos Wyn's harp lessons
And Llwyarch Clyn's acne problem
Not forgetting to raise a fuss
About the deadly strain of the husband's job
He has to work from one to three
As a BBC producer
Burn your tongues
On your puritanical cups of tea
Lose your humanity
In academic economics
Name your friends who are famous
All of them freemasons
Discuss male voice choir tapes
And the items that are on 'Hel Straeon'
The numbers in the congregation
And what colour should the lounge curtains be
Private tutors to help the children
St. David's Hall
Enough holidays to maintain a suntan
Anti British enough to sound like Sieg Heil (x2)
Mastering a minority language as a hobby
Saying that Wales is being oppressed
Even thouh your cars have Tafod Y Ddraig stickers
You had a good degree in Welsh
You had a good degree in Welsh
You had a good degree in Welsh
You had a good degree in Welsh
On the Volvo a Tafod Y Ddraig sticker
Good degree in Welsh
Good degree in Welsh
Good degree in Welsh
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Good degree in Welsh
On the Volvo
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