[Intro]
Please give me that slice over there
That slice of pizza, with the mushrooms
No, not that
I'm pointing at the triangle for you
Not that
Fine give me that
Okay give me that, fine
[Verse 1]
So I raised to the power of two
And I multiplied by three
I went to the beach
To clear my head a bit
Suddenly I saw Shoshana
She came to surf for a bit
Her legs are worthwhile/identical
So they all call her Shosh (Isosceles)
[Verse 2]
And I was getting so close
To enlightenment
Until I saw her in front of me
In a strange pose
To understand what she wanted
There's no need to be a detective
Shoshana insisted that I
Examine her triangle
[Verse 3]
That's not a right triangle
It's like a king without the crown
It's got two legs
But what about the hypotenuse
With a triangle you eat good
You don't over-complicate
You wipe the hummus
With Pitagoras
[Verse 4]
The life of a teacher
Is a busy life
Always gotta do
No matter how much you've done
From tough work
People get tough
Even in the shower
I congrue/scrub triangles